– – Maxwell the Pig seems to be getting into extreme sports, and continues to be hamming it up and having the time of his life! Geico’s original 2010 commercial turned the porker into a web sensation, and the last time we saw him he was flying down a zip-wire. Now Maxwell’s trying out a street luge, and making it all look easy; he catches up to a street-luging human, gives him a memorable “bro-nod,” warns him “Ahh…heads up!,” and then becomes airborne! At no time does Maxwell lose his blue and white pinwheels or express anything but giddy delight as he “Weee’s” his way along in his quest for the ultimate thrill!
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February 13, 2012Purebred Werewolves on “Being Human”
February 9, 2012
– – The moon is full as I write, and I’m mindful of how we’re conditioned to think of most werewolves as being, well, reluctant, and if anything tormented by their werewolf status in the Lon Chaney, Jr. tradition. Such werewolves were not born as such, and were “turned” or made into werewolves by the bite or sometimes even scratch of another werewolf.
Episode 204 of the innovative and engaging Being Human show presented us with beasts of a somewhat different variety, a brother and sister pair of purebred werewolves. Both of the parents of these twins were werewolves, and so they were born into the condition. The wolfy senses of such purebreds are heightened all of the time, not just before and during the full moon; indeed, the twins presented take wolfsbane as kind of a canine Xanax to take the edge off, whereas in most werewolf lore it acts as a poison or repellant for werewolves. Far from loathing their lycanthropy, these furry twins (Brynn and Conner) find it a consummation devoutly to be wished, so much so that they wish to turn to their lupine state whenever they wish, not just during the full moon.
The storyline gets more complicated in the series, with regular werewolf character Josh engaging in research to put an end to his lycanthropy whereas the twins who exult in it are interested in the research so as to enable werewolf conversions “on demand;” wouldn’t this be a kick! No doubt more interesting events lie ahead!
Dorito-Bribing Dog…
February 7, 2012
– – As a member of a species sometimes referred to as “the feline canine,” I don’t take violence towards felines lightly, and always have divided loyalties on questions of cats and dogs. Dog on cat violence assumed a more humorous bent, however, in the Super Bowl Doritos commercial in which a man discovers that his dog might be responsible for the disappearance of Fluffy, a missing cat. The dog, deciding that he might be ratted out, decides to bribe his human witness with some Doritos, extending a hush note with spelling at least as good as half of that readily observable on the internet. I’m sure it’s not the first time that bribes have bought silence…
The Doritos commercial was actually the number one rated ad for this year’s Super Bowl according to TIVo, and it featured Huff, a Great Dane hailing from Virginia Beach. The consumer-created commercial which reportedly cost only $20 to produce won its originator a cool $1 million prize…Woof!
“Bolt” the Dog Shines in VW Game Day Commercial!
February 5, 2012
– – He’s a portly poochie, the St. Bernard-Australian Shepherd mix who we first see unable to fit through the pet door at his home. Like Rocky before him, this dog changes things around by training hard if unconventionally, running up and down stairs, dragging weights around, hitting a treadmill, and even swimming laps at his Pasadena home.
Finally trim and fit, our dog succeeds not only in making it through the pet portal, but also looks good as he keeps pace with a redesigned red Volkswagen Beetle! Volkswagen hasn’t abandoned its Star Wars theme, however; the final 15 seconds of the commercial shift to the Cantina previously introduced in Star Wars Episode IV, with Darth Vader even making a special appearance!
We won’t dwell on that, however, in favor of mentioning that our canine hero actually donned a “fat suit” in order to appear heftier prior to his depicted physical transformation…and Bolt the dog has already shot a TV pilot, with the proposed show called, “Scent of the Missing.” If the show gets picked up, Bolt plays a dog who uses his nose to find missing people…
Subaru’s Dogs…
February 3, 2012
– – Has the Super Bowl gone to the dogs?!- -There will be plenty of commercials during this year’s event featuring man’s best friend. In addition to the Volkswagen Super Bowl teaser with dogs barking to Darth Vader’s theme, Subaru of America has a series of ads featuring dogs in the driver’s seat under the slogan of “Dog Tested.”
Airing during the annual “Puppy Bowl,” these spots feature dogs on the road doing such things as parallel parking and getting nailed by snowballs. We see them on the beach, at a campsite, or simply tooling around on the road searching for adventure. Dogs starring include a poodle, Collie mix, Great Dane, bulldog, and a Blue Heeler mix…
The Bark Side…
February 1, 2012
– – Turn to the Bark Side…you know it is your destiny!
A teaser for a Volkswagen Super Bowl ad, the new commercial features a number of assorted dogs barking to Darth Vader’s distinctive “Imperial March” theme from Star Wars. The dogs play different Star Wars characters; there’s even an Ewok and a Wookie dog, and at the end a greyhound or whippet clad as an AT-AT parades across the stage! Is it Paw Wars?–Or are these not the dogs that you’re looking for?
Apparently none of this teaser will appear in the actual upcoming Super Bowl commercial, which is to herald the arrival of the redesigned VW Beetle…
The Goat Man…
January 30, 2012
– – Imagine David Duchovny who once played Fox Mulder in The X-Files wearing a full beard and mane of hair and traveling around in a VW Jetta with two goats named Lance and Freida, and you begin to get an idea of what a quirky movie Goats is! Duchovny’s character, the Goat Man, is a philosophical, marijuana-smoking goatherd who serves as a mentor to a 15-year-old boy in this coming-of-age comedy/drama.
Duchovny supposedly displays an uncanny ability to make convincing goat sounds, and exhibits a complex relationship with animals in the film. His stoner/gardener character also walks around in the buff a lot in the movie, which some reviewers call a standout and others have simply considered baaaad…
Verizon’s Gator Rasslin’…
January 27, 2012
– – Multi-tasking may be carried a tad too far in a new Verizon commercial where we encounter a Crocodile Dundee wannabe rasslin’ with a 14-foot alligator while simultaneously using his trusty Verizon service phone to place a winning bid on a 1979 Dukes of Hazzard airbrushed lunchbox with a thermos! Does the lunchbox have Daisy Duke and/or the General Lee on it?- -We’re kept hanging…
There’s water and mud aplenty in the Louisiana swamp in this commercial which spoofs the popular History Channel reality show, Swamp People…and some have criticized the commercial for depicting and trivializing what they consider inhumane practices.
Die Hard Cat To Live!
January 22, 2012
– – While cuddly, felines are also tough and resilient. I’ve heard it said that a cat will survive if all of its parts are in the same room. That seems to have been the case with a stray orange tabby in Houston nicknamed “Cupid” who survived a piercing shoulder-to-shoulder arrow wound.
The incident was not thought to have been an accident, and somehow the courageous cat survived its wound and still managed to elude neighborhood residents for about three days before being captured by the city animal rescue group and being taken to an animal hospital. A vet there took x-rays and determined that there was no “paws for concern” before surgically removing the arrow, which had missed all vital organs…
…Cupid is expected to make a full recovery.- -Don’t you love stories that have a happy ending?!
Carnival Cruise Commercial With Wildlife!
January 12, 2012
– – “Ah, so much better than last year!,” muses a contented passenger on a Carnival Cruise ship as he and his companion look over the railing of a ship at sea. Next we are shown a flashback to last year’s vacation, where at a camp site the same man is shown screaming behind the wheel of a car, his passenger also screaming on her side of the vehicle as a bear and a mountain lion both on their hind legs paw at the vehicle.
“Throw the food out the window!,” screams the man in fear and desperation as the bear roars. Unfortunately, we’re never shown the outcome of the encounter. Then we return to the cruise ship, where the woman takes a bite of a treat and swears, “Never again!” It’s all part of Carnival’s “land versus sea” campaign extolling the virtues and pleasures of sea travel vacations…
…in my twisted little mind, however, I can rewrite the ending of this commercial with an anthropomorphic bear and lion standing along the cruise ship railing, having financed the trip with the proceeds of their profitable campground takeover!
FOXSYLVANIA 
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