Dean Winters,aka the Mayhem dude, is an incredible and often surreal mimic who has impersonated both living and inanimate creatures and things as an Allstate insurance advertising spokesman. Those things have included dogs, cats, bears, raccoons, the Elf on the Shelf, a deer, Santa’s Helper, and many others. We haven’t seen Mayhem in a while, but now thankfully he’s back, this time as a decomposed limb on a 200-year old elm tree. As usual, Winters portrays the tree limb in his usual conservative suit, with no attention at all given to prosthetics or special effects. Mayhem doesn’t need them. He just hangs absurdly in defiance of gravity from a tree trunk…
Falling, Winters as a ” dead on the inside” major tree limb does major damage to a house that he’s situated by, crashing through the roof. “It just feels so good to let go!,” he remarks from the ground.If you don’t have the right kind of insurance, Winters tells us, this kind of thing could really wipe out your bank account. Laughing at the destruction he’s caused, Mayhem tells us he will find his own way out…
I think that Mayhem would be more than a match for any of the other insurance spokesmen, including Flo, the Gecko, the Limu Emu, and certainly the Liberty Biberty. This of course is just the humble opinion of a timid woodland creature…
One of the most bizarrecreature commercials to date involves the Liberty Biberty, a furry, yellow ball-like thing in Liberty Mutual commercials that manages to be cute, ridiculous, and creepy all at the same time! While lacking appendages (visible, at least), the Liberty Biberty unnervingly or disarmingly has both big, blue eyes and teeth! (*shudders*)It’s head wears a Statue of Liberty -type crown.I have no idea what sex this Biberty is, or even if it has any. It is wearing a Statue of Liberty crown, and that iconic figure is usually portrayed as female. The voice of the creature sounds male, so perhaps it is gender-confusedor ambiguous. I don’t want to even consider the mechanics of how or if it reproduces…
The Liberty Biberty is actually a physical embodiment of the mangled speech of a previously-featured fumble-mouthed spokesman for Liberty Mutual, whose articulations are so poor that he wouldn’t have lasted ten minutes on my college radio station. The Biberty creature just seems to somehow appear on the roof of cars, and has no visible means of ambulation, although it seems capable of being launched by force. In one commercial, the creature (designed by the JimHenson studio) appears in a location where the human spokesman is also present, and clearly idolizes him, asking for an autograph!
The Liberty Biberty reminds me somewhat of the furry, ball-like creatures that roll around in the 1986 science fiction horror-comedy film called Crites, better known as Critters. That film I believe drew inspiration from the superior 1984 film, Gremlins…
At any rate, I’d advise you not to take any chances should you run across the Liberty Biberty, at least until they’ve been investigated by Monster Quest, Unsolved Mysteries, or a similar paranormal show. They do have teeth, after all, and might prove carnivorous…APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION!
(As I walk through my forest, many strange things I see…)
I’ve viewed the Pilot/First Episode of Lanterns, and liked it, although I didn’t really know what to expect beforehand. What fans did know is that we didn’t want to see a reiteration of the Ryan Reynolds 2011 Green Lantern movie, which failed to launch a franchise. Reynolds himself frequently frequently mocked his own role in the movie, which went on to do better in streaming. In all fairness, the film did capture the charming but cocky attitude of Earth’s first Green Lantern, Hal Jordan…
Wisely, the new series has dispensed or played down some of the traditions of The Green Lanterns, such as wearing the iconic suit and little mask everywhere. Such things don’t always translate well from comics to the screen, unless you’re Batman. In the first episode, we only see Hal Jordan wearing the suit for his first interview in 1996. In the present day,Hal Jordan (played by Kyle Chandler) and his trainee John Stuart (Aaron Pierre) usually wear their everyday grubby clothing. When asked by a restaurant server why no costume, Jordan responds that they’re like ties, which are initially worn to be respected and taken seriously. When you get older and wiser, explains Jordan, you know that ties are a “pain in the a**.” The Lantern suit is now worn only for “special occasions.”These are very relaxed, earthy-superheroes, complete with potty mouths…
The series does retain certain iconic totems of Lantern lore, however, such as the awesomeness of the Lantern rings, which are sentient and retain a kind of interactive likeness of their wearer in case something happens to that agent. Hal Jordan hardly operates incognito, since everyone on Earth knows who and what he is. Indeed, Jordan goes to a taco stand in Nebraska, where he patiently signs autographs for the locals.Jordan employs kind of a “sink or swim” training methodwith his trainee, bailing out of a speeding car headed down a cliff, and leaving John Stuart with only his ring to determine how to escape annihilation…
Described as “cosmic cops” who each have charge of a chunk of the galaxy (Earth is Sector 2814), our Green Lantern and his trainee are hot on the trail of aliens who are killing people. It seems that fully 14 alien species have the technology to pass as human, so this is not an easy task.Fortunately,Jordan has good if unconventional detective skills, and can use his Green Lantern abilities to contain the explosions the aliens generate when discovered…
Lanterns employs multiple non-linear timelines, specifically 1996, 2016, and 2026. Most of the series takes place in 2016, and I will not give a “spoiler” for a shocking event at the end of Episode 1. Althoughnot what one would have expected, this superhero detective drama surprisingly works!
(Lanterns airs stateside Sunday night at 9:00 PM on the HBO television network and streams simultaneously on HBO Max…)
When all is said and done, Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog are just working stiffs, grubbing to make a buck just like you and I. Heck,they even punch in and out on a time clock, just as I used to do when working summer factory jobs! The difference is that their time clock is attached to a tree, rather than a cinder block wall…
Although Ralph and Sam are mortal enemies while on the job, it’s really just a job for them, and they are acting out their expected roles, Ralph Wolf trying to claim the sheep grazing in the field, and Sam Sheepdog thwarting Ralph at every turn, often with extreme force. Sam is easily the physical superior to Ralph, fully capable of giving the wolf a pounding, as he often does…
Now, an inevitable comparison must be made between Ralph Wolf and Wile E. Coyote. Ralph so resembles the coyote that you might think Wile E. is making a guest appearance in another cartoon series where he is battling a sheep dog rather than a road runner. The differences in drawing styles are so minimal that Ralph and Wile E. might be considered twins separated at birth who just chose different avenues of employment, with each remaining predators…
Now, the physical differences between Ralph and Wile E. are so minimal that they can easily be overlooked or discounted. Sometimes, Ralph is drawn with a red nose, whereas Wile E. isn’t. The real difference between the two is one of attitude and psychological disposition. Wile E. Coyote is obsessed with catching the road runner; it’s what he always plots and attempts to do all the time. For Ralph Wolf, catching sheep is strictly a day job, one which he engages in only after clocking in, and ceases immediately upon clocking out. Ralph has a life outside of the sheep fields, and in his off-hours doesn’t define himself in terms of absconding with sheep. Heck, he even retires after hours to a house, and is cordial and genial with Sam Sheepdog, because after all he’s just working a job, and doing what’s expected as a predator. Ralph’s job doesn’t define him, whereas Wile E.‘s doesas a life calling, a mission, a total purpose for his existence…
As evidenceof the surprising geniality between the wolf and the sheepdog, consider that they greet each other cordially each day upon clocking in and out, and cease hostilities completely to observe lunch break, which is also signaled by a whistle. Clearly, these two have good unions working for them…
Ralph Wolf does share traits with Wile E., and occasionally orders products from Acme! I would love to own stock in that company, even though many of their products are defective, or don’t work as intended. From cradle to grave, Acme has something for you to meet your every need…
Something that’s touching is the fact that Sam Sheepdog and Ralph Wolf actually seem to respect and even care about each other. When Ralph in one cartoon came back to work one morning visibly in bad shape from the previous day’s thrashing, Sam actually advised the wolf to take the next day off! I don’t see the same element of concern between the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. Arguably the Road Runner enjoys being chased, knowing that there’s virtually no chance of the Coyote’s schemes succeeding, and his being caught. At times, the Road Runner seems to enjoy taunting or startling the Coyote, although he once after the Coyote endured several falls, held up a sign indicating that he “just didn’t have the heart” to inflict another one upon the suffering canine…
Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog do talk at the beginning and end of their days to one another, whereas Wile E. Coyote can talk, but rarely does. I have upon occasion seen Ralph Wolf hold up a sign to convey his thoughts, just as Wile E. often does. I rather like the relationship that Ralph and Sam have with each other, because after all, they’re just working a job, and the mayhem on it is nothing personal…
(It all reminds me of the day I encountered Foghorn Leghorn in a henhouse…but that’s a tale for another day.)
Animated anthropomorphic cats really seem to be coming into their own lately, and they’re speaking their often off-color minds! First we had Kevin about a dispossessed pet cat, then we had a cat or two in the wildly-sexualized animals of Mating Season, we’ve got kung-fu cats fighting on the internet, and now we’ve got coming to Netflix August 7th Alley Cats as a series of six 15-minute shorts about the lives of a group of British feral cats, complete with accents…
Ricky Gervais plays the character of Gus, described as a rude, fat, and opinionated cat who is kinda the leader of the group. The artwork (which is good) portrays the distinctive attitudes and personalities of the felines…
The cat clan muses over a variety of things, ranging from humans to how they would like to die to the biggest thing that they could take down if they worked together. There are cat tropes presented, like fear of pickles. But when a kitten wishes that they had never been born, leader Gus makes it clear to him that it’s good to be a cat!They show this by creating chaos on the streets in this quirky, raunchy, dark comedy that is again not for children!
Now I really like Ricky Gervais, who is a British comedian and passionate global animal rights advocate. He has generously supported and campaigned for animal rights organizations, anti-animal cruelty groups, and conservation causes. He has opposed trophy hunting, and strongly condemned fox hunting, describing it as cruel, barbaric, and senseless. He is a vegan who leans left politically, while criticizing woke culture and identity politics. I find him quite relatable…
So if you are beyond childhood, have access to Netflix, and are a fan of anthropomorphic animals (especially felines), you may want to check out Alley Cats, coming your way August 7th…
(Me and my crew, in my sweet fantasies…)
Addendum: Having now seen all six available episodes of Alley Cats, I regard it as a mixed bag having its moments. The series has been panned for crude vulgarity, with some reviews calling it mirthless and unfunny. The series also pivots unevenly between shock humor and emotional sentimentality, as when the episodes deal with themes of grief, aging, and atheism. I also found that I had to listen to the episodes rather closely in light of the British accents and idioms presented, and the turns of phrases…
I’ve seen far worse vulgarity on the small screen recently, most specifically on such shows as Mating Season. The sentimental moments provide a leavening influence, however, as when Gus visits his dying mother, or defends a cat’s existent to Kitten. Without issuing a spoiler, the ragtag group of cats presents the notion that a family can be defined in terms of the group with which you associate, rather than the house in which you reside.
I think that there’s more that can be done with this adult series, and hope that it continues…but opinions are sharply divided on the show…
Good readers, I would be sorely remiss if I did not remind you that Shark Week begins this Sunday, July 26th, on the Discovery Channel!
Just when you thought that it was safe to get back into the water, right? Shark Week premiered on July 17, 1988 as a block focused on shark conservation and dispelling myths about sharks…
Yes, I know that you’ve waited impatiently all year for this, and you’re not alone…because Shark Week is broadcast annually across more than 72 countries!
Shark Week is recognized as the longest-running cable TV programming event in history!
Popular recurring franchises include Air Jaws alongside programs tracking great white movements, shark intelligence, and historical shark attacks…
So be there or be square! Shark Week on the Discovery network! Tell your friends, your in-laws, and your vicious co-workers!
Imagine, if you will, an authentic Viking longboat of the historic period with members of its crew weary of their steady diet of gruel. Offered the usual slop, one crew member dares to ask one in charge if they have any ribeye. They even presume to ask for how they would like their steak prepared, as does their mate, who wishes theirs well done. “Why would you do that to a piece of meat?,” questions the first of the second’s preparation choice…
But as you might imagine, a Viking longboat is not a restaurant, and the picky Vikings are issued a ladle full of gruel, which looks about as unappetizing as you’d think. “Thank you for the gruel,” meekly says the first Viking, probably lucky not to be thrown overboard…
Despite the monotonous diet, Vikings like pirates remain popular fantasy figures, despite sea raids never yielding pizza or fast food…
(- -Ahh, to be a Sea Fox with a hardy crew back in the day! )
I’m a fan of The Green Lantern, and have been since childhood; he’s my second favorite DC character, ranking just after Superman. As a fan, I’m glad to see the Green Lantern as a series coming to HBO and HBO Max, but am somewhat apprehensive about the way that they’re treating the character and mythology. The Green Lantern needs to be treated as a sci-fi property, not as a detective and mystery concept…
Witness the new incarnation of Hal Jordan (Kyle Chandler) there on the right; he’s older, a bit worn and weary, and nearing retirement, engaged in the training of his 30-some years younger replacement, John Stewart (Aaron Pierre). Not exactly cosmic looking, are they, and in their street clothes you don’t even see much green on them…
When you finally see the uniform, it looks kind of muddied, the greens looking kinda brownish-green. Muddied might be a good description of the show’s premise, which seeks to blend sci-fi, mystery, and superhero action. The Green Lanterns are kind of treated as an intergalactic police force working in precinct Earth…
Oh look!- -There’s the iconic Lantern! The eight-episode series to air in August supposedly has recognizable Green Lantern lore, and pays more attention to characterization than spectacle, which is one of the reasons that the Green Lantern movie of 2012 was a commercial failure despite having its moments…
So I’ll give this Green Lantern series a fair try. It’s not the sci fi Green Lantern that I wanted, but maybe it’s the Green Lantern that I deserved…and if Hal Jordan looks like he’s seen better days, haven’t many of us? Listen for the lastline in this trailer clip, it’s a keeper…
(I always wanted to be a Green Lantern, but more of an intergalactic one…)
Probably like many of you reading this, I’m a fan of Star Trek.— – How big a fan?- -More so than casual, less so than total fanatic. As a Star Trek fan and loyalist, I’ve long believed that ANY Star Trek, even bad Star Trek, is better than no Star Trek at all. So for this reason, I’ve faithfully viewed all of the series and movies, even the ones that were less than stellar. So when I heard that Paramount+ was creating a new Trek series set in the 32nd century that followed a new class of cadets at the re-established Starfleet Academy dealing with personal drama and a new major threat, I was on board with it, even despite reservations…
I did not enjoy certain episodes of the new series, which seemed to have an uneven quality, and I really have had enough of the whole teen drama thing. I slogged along with the series, however, and aspects of it slowly grew on me. It’s not uncommon for a series to struggle a bit initially to find its best and true footing; even The Next Generation did this. But Paramount+ has cancelled the series after filming the second season, with this final season planned for release in 2027.
Now Starfleet Academy did take the series in some novel and interesting ways, including the introduction of a gay Klingon character played by Karim Diane, Jay-Den Kraag, who aspires not to be a warrior but to enter the medical field!Unfortunately, the series killed off my favorite cadet, a Vulcan! There were also some carry-over characters from previous Star Trek series, including the holographic Doctor from Voyager played by Robert Picardo, and Jett Reno played by Tig Notaro. I was especially happy to see Reno, who had been a semi-regular character on ST: Discovery become a main character on Starfleet Academy. A gifted improvisational engineer, Reno could think outside of the box remarkably well, and her character was known for her deadpan humor, cynicism, and wit. I hope that we can see more of Reno in future movies or a series…
So why did Starfleet Academy fail? Was it the female captain, Nahla Ake? Granted that she was no Janeway, but the characterization by Holly Hunter was still sound. Simply put, the series failed to find an audience, but it was not given enough time, either. Hopefully we won’t have to wait another 12 or 14 years years before another series takes up the mantle. At least we have Star Trek: Strange New Worlds for another two seasons…
(One of the few large-scale action sequences from Starfleet Academy for those who haven’t seen any of it…)
Episode 8 of Season 5 of MonsterQuestdeviated from previous installments of the revived series in that it focused entirely on aliens, and had the flavor at times of being an X-Files episode. I almost expected to see Fox Mulder make an appearance, but regretfully he did not. I liked this change of pace from the usual cryptid coverage, usually featuring Bigfoot in varying forms. I only take issue with space-faring aliens being categorized as Monsters, when I regard them as advanced life forms…
Anyways, the episode featured “accounts of people who claim they were stalked, attacked or even taken by threats from beyond our world, because not all monsters come from the woods – sometimes they come from ABOVE!” Alright, I’m all in for this one, but why must we call possible aliens “Monsters?”
The show kicked off with the story of the “Allagash Four,” four Boston college students who claimed that they were abducted by aliens. Going on a planned week-long camping trip in Allagash, Maine in August of 1976, the four young men set up by Eagle Lake, using a canoe for night fishing on their fourth night there. They felt a sensation that they were being watched, and saw a ball of light rising behind them that had a “rolling effect” to it. They waved a flashlight at it, after which a beam of light reportedly came out of the orb and illuminated them. Terrified, they started paddling back to shore, and had almost made it there when suddenly everything went black! Their next memory was of standing on the shoreline, with no idea of how they got there…
Thinking that they had only been gone an hour, it turned out that they had been gone for several hours, with no member of the group being able to account for the “missing time.” They went their own ways afterwards, graduating from college…but twelve years later, they experienced recurrent nightmares of being trapped in a room with strange beings having a long neck and big eyes. They reached out to an investigator, Ray Fowler, who put them under hypnosis separately. Each recounted being trapped on a gurney, paralyzed, while a panel was placed on their chests, and scrapings were taken from their arms and legs. A 1993 book on the abduction brought both wonder and doubt, but the men are standing by their abduction story…
Then in Fyffe, Alabama in 1989, 50 people reported seeing a triangular-shaped craft hovering in the sky in one of the most well-documented UFO mass sightings. The government contended that they had seen helicopters, but witnesses said that the object made no noise, and was completely silent. In a related case, one man’s father-in-law at night saw a light out in a field, walked up to it, and was hit by a beam of light that struck him in the forehead, rendering him unconscious. He woke up the next morning in the middle of the field with nothing around him…
Several apps exist supposedly to facilitate contact with extraterrestrials. A story was presented of a man who in 2014 used such an app to contact a large, 7′ to 8′ black alien with a large head and neck, and long arms. He passed out following his initial contact, but in the middle of the following night, heard a shrill, screeching sound outside of his window, thinking that his dog was killing some small animal there. Going outside to investigate, he beheld a silent light in the sky hanging there above the treeline. Shining his flashlight, he then saw the reported alien standing in the middle of the road, who was surprised and ran away. The man retreated to his house and stood guard with a pistol, hearing an all-consuming voice in his head that essentially said“If I wanted to kill you, you’d already be dead!Go back to sleep, NOW!” The man woke up the following morning, and his dog didn’t return for three days, behaviorally changed. The man regrets having initiated the “contact…”
References to “Little Green Men” that are now part of the language originated in a tobacco farm in Kelly, Kentucky in August of 1955. In an isolated, rural areaa man went to get well water, and saw a small, silver object thirty to forty feet above him. Others from the household came to investigate, at which time a 3-1/2′ to 4′ figure came out from behind the house. The figure was related to have a big round head, long talons, and a luminescent green glow! Alarmingly, he hovered above the ground. While others ran inside the house, a grandmother then went outside to check things out for herself, screaming “I saw it!”
At this point, an uncle inside the house shot at the alien through the window…welcome to ‘Murica, right?! Gunfire didn’t seem to much faze the alien, and another was seen perched in a tree. Aliens then came up to the doors and windows of the house, and were met with welcoming gunfire. Lacking a phoneor other means of outside communication, it was decided to send someone to the next town seven miles away for help, where that person went to the local police department that in turn summoned about two dozen responders to go to the house in the middle of the night…
Upon arrival the responders saw shotgun and rifle shells all over the yard and in the house, and searched but found no bodies or blood, human or alien. Saying that there was nothing that they could do, the police departed. The family was sworn to secrecy by the father, but the next morning many gawking newcomers came in cars, wanting to see the “little green men.” A local radio station came to interview members of the family individually, and their stories all agreed. Drawings were also made by family members that were consistent. State troopers the night of the incident had seen lights in the sky that they couldn’t explain, as had other people.
Project Blue Book actually reviewed the state police findings, and put surveillance aircraft in the air. Their results were inconclusive, but there was no evidence or indicators of a hoax, either. The case remains unresolved… 🤔
Also covered was the classic Travis Walton November 1975 UFO abduction, when a member of a six-man logging crew disappeared after being struck in the chest by a beam of light reportedly emitted by a UFO that he went to investigate. A massive manhunt found nothing, but five days later and 15 miles away from the site of the disappearance, the victim emerged, saying that he was abducted by aliens, and examined. The presumed abductee passed numerous polygraph tests. A book and a 1993 movie were made of Walton’s reported experience…
Some reported alien abductees have presented with red dots in a triangular pattern on their skin. The spring of 2022 case of a retired policeman was examined where he first woke one morning to find numerous marks on his foot that disappeared the following morning. Two weeks later, the man had the sensation of being dropped on his bed, opening his eyes to to see three glowing beings in shining gold color that emitted light; they gradually faded from sight. The man compared the experience to coming out of anesthesia. He told his wife, and had three red dots in a triangular pattern on his skin although no memories of how they got there. Regression therapy was sought from a hypnotherapist, uncovering memories of being put on a table and covered with a gel blanket by a gold being with black eyes who sent low voltage jolts through the gel blanket into him. He reported having a telepathic communication from the alien in which he was asked “how do you feel?” One alien tapped a spot on his arm, and then he was back in his room, looking at the alien; the abductee’s memories ended there. He asked the therapist if his experience was a dream, and she contended that it was a repressed memory…
Oregon has long been a UFO hotspot, with over 3,600 UFO sightings reported there since 1974. In one of the mostfamous, a farmer on a quiet farm near McMinnville snapped photos of a strange flying object hovering over his property. The photos actually appeared in Life magazine, but scientists later concluded that the object was likely a small model hanging from a wire. Many still believe that the farmer captured something unexplained, and the area now hosts one of the largest UFO festivals in the U.S.!
In another Oregon case from 2019, a woman sitting outside noticed a smoke-like circular cloud which contracted into a humanoid figure with large eyes and a pointed chin. He walked down a pathway, apparently not perceiving her. Retreating into her house where her children were, the woman went about shutting her blinds, seeing while so doing the same humanoid figure in a vacant apartment across the street! She called her sister, who advised her to take a picture. The woman did so through the blinds, feeling that the alien was staring back at her. The alien never reappeared…
So there you go, faithful readers! Just remember that not all aliens are monsters, and may regard us as interesting primitives…
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