FanDuel Sportsbook is an on-line gaming company that in a recent commercial shows the lengths they’re willing to go to in order to deliver your winnings as quickly as possible to you; they’ve trained a peregrine falcon to deliver your winnings, on the fly as it were. The falcon swoops down to the splendid outdoor location of a patron who retrieves his winnings from a tube attached to the bird’s leg, and before departing, the falcon swipes the guy’s sandwich, taking it with him for his return flight!
“Honey, I’ve come into some money,” the man tells his presumed off-screen wife. “And I’m going to need a new sandwich!” Undoubtedly, some will raise objections about this commercial. Should the guy pictured be gambling? And should his wife tell him to make his own damn sandwich? He does have legs, after all…
I, for one, champion the peregrine falcon, who at least gets a sandwich as the wages of his forced servitude…fly free, magnificent bird!
FOXSYLVANIA 
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