Archive for the ‘commercials’ category

A “Biberty” Too Far?

November 3, 2026

The Halls of Advertising are littered with abandoned and disgraced mascots. They live in infamy for a variety of reasons; some were judged to be efforts to indoctrinate minors to adult products, like Joe Camel for cigarettes, or Spuds McKenzie for beer. Other defrocked mascots embodied racist stereotypes from a bygone era, like Aunt Jemima syrup and pancake mix, Uncle Ben rice, or the Frito Bandito. Still others acquired creepy connotations, like Ronald McDonald being moved to far less prominent roles as clowns became increasingly regarded as scary rather than funny. Yet more came to be associated with unfortunate incidents regarding the mascot, such as product tampering, recalls, and even abductions…

Yes, antisocial, deviant, and even criminal behavior could be modeled by product mascots, all in the name of good fun, and we liked it, as Dana Carvey’s Grumpy Old Man might have reminded us…

“Why, back in my day, we could punch tourists in the face, enjoy wanton acts of property destruction, ruin pizza preparation, and shamelessly steal food…AND WE LIKED IT!!!

A good mascot can linger in the mind, melding itself with the product in the consumer’s mind so that it was never fully absent from consciousness, even if put on hiatus for a while. Even a mascot that we love to hate can work in the interests of the product producer. Now there are few mascots that I can say that I genuinely hate, even if I find them annoying, and there are lots of things that I can find annoying, especially if they are loud, repetitious, or blatantly stupid…

The Liberty Biberty, however, seems to have divided the populace as a mascot more than usual, with many expressing hatred towards this creature. I personally do not hate the Biberty, but do find him/her/it annoying, and will be glad when they run their course and disappear, although this may take some time due to the attention and strong feelings that the creature generates. To an advertiser, even negative attention is better than no attention at all…

One can be annoyed by or hate the Liberty Biberty for a variety of reasons, either individually or collectively. I find the creature’s large human-like blue eyes and large teeth to be troubling, as are its lack of extremities or visible means of locomotion. I can’t even identify its gender. The apparent purpose of the thing is to talk to people about insurance wherever it lands, and this is offensive by its very nature. It’s perhaps encouraging that a protest was held against the Liberty Biberty recently at Liberty Mutual headquarters in Boston in late October…fight the power!

John Oliver contended on his late night show that “love can do what hate cannot” and suggested that sexualized images of the Liberty Biberty might better serve to destroy its effectiveness as an advertising mascot, citing the case of a New Zealand bank’s green sheep mascot that was withdrawn when viewers voiced amorous intents towards it...but hey, this is one cute sheep!

This thought of buff Biberties leads us to some dark and forbidden places…

I can’t see the Biberty in this context, seeing in it instead horror potential…

While the Biberty has polarized viewers, it’s a least a diversion from political attack ads that have plagued our TV viewing for far too many weeks now…

Fox and sheep dining; text reads “THE TUI & FERN,” “KIWIBANK,” “EST. 2002,” “To us, and this beautiful day!,” and “And to a wonderful luncheon! Cheers!”
(Please excuse me now, but I’ve got a luncheon date…)

The “Mayhem Guy’s” Wooden Performance…

September 13, 2026

Dean Winters, aka the Mayhem dude, is an incredible and often surreal mimic who has impersonated both living and inanimate creatures and things as an Allstate insurance advertising spokesman. Those things have included dogs, cats, bears, raccoons, the Elf on the Shelf, a deer, Santa’s Helper, and many others. We haven’t seen Mayhem in a while, but now thankfully he’s back, this time as a decomposed limb on a 200-year old elm tree. As usual, Winters portrays the tree limb in his usual conservative suit, with no attention at all given to prosthetics or special effects. Mayhem doesn’t need them. He just hangs absurdly in defiance of gravity from a tree trunk…

Falling, Winters as a ” dead on the inside” major tree limb does major damage to a house that he’s situated by, crashing through the roof. “It just feels so good to let go!,” he remarks from the ground. If you don’t have the right kind of insurance, Winters tells us, this kind of thing could really wipe out your bank account. Laughing at the destruction he’s caused, Mayhem tells us he will find his own way out…

I think that Mayhem would be more than a match for any of the other insurance spokesmen, including Flo, the Gecko, the Limu Emu, and certainly the Liberty Biberty. This of course is just the humble opinion of a timid woodland creature…

Comic panel reading “MAYHEM IN THE CAGE!” with chaotic political characters
(I’d pull up a chair to watch this match!)

The “Liberty Biberty” Horror!

September 2, 2026

One of the most bizarre creature commercials to date involves the Liberty Biberty, a furry, yellow ball-like thing in Liberty Mutual commercials that manages to be cute, ridiculous, and creepy all at the same time! While lacking appendages (visible, at least), the Liberty Biberty unnervingly or disarmingly has both big, blue eyes and teeth! (*shudders*) It’s head wears a Statue of Liberty -type crown. I have no idea what sex this Biberty is, or even if it has any. It is wearing a Statue of Liberty crown, and that iconic figure is usually portrayed as female. The voice of the creature sounds male, so perhaps it is gender-confused or ambiguous. I don’t want to even consider the mechanics of how or if it reproduces…

The Liberty Biberty is actually a physical embodiment of the mangled speech of a previously-featured fumble-mouthed spokesman for Liberty Mutual, whose articulations are so poor that he wouldn’t have lasted ten minutes on my college radio station. The Biberty creature just seems to somehow appear on the roof of cars, and has no visible means of ambulation, although it seems capable of being launched by force. In one commercial, the creature (designed by the Jim Henson studio) appears in a location where the human spokesman is also present, and clearly idolizes him, asking for an autograph!

The Liberty Biberty reminds me somewhat of the furry, ball-like creatures that roll around in the 1986 science fiction horror-comedy film called Crites, better known as Critters. That film I believe drew inspiration from the superior 1984 film, Gremlins…

At any rate, I’d advise you not to take any chances should you run across the Liberty Biberty, at least until they’ve been investigated by Monster Quest, Unsolved Mysteries, or a similar paranormal show. They do have teeth, after all, and might prove carnivorous…APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION!

Comic panel with fox and character labeled LIBERRY BIBERTY; text reads HUH?, D'OH!, WHAT IN THE WORLD...?
(As I walk through my forest, many strange things I see…)

Norwegian Cruise Line Commercial, “It’s Different Out Here” (Ribeye)

April 22, 2026

Imagine, if you will, an authentic Viking longboat of the historic period with members of its crew weary of their steady diet of gruel. Offered the usual slop, one crew member dares to ask one in charge if they have any ribeye. They even presume to ask for how they would like their steak prepared, as does their mate, who wishes theirs well done. “Why would you do that to a piece of meat?,” questions the first of the second’s preparation choice…

But as you might imagine, a Viking longboat is not a restaurant, and the picky Vikings are issued a ladle full of gruel, which looks about as unappetizing as you’d think. “Thank you for the gruel,” meekly says the first Viking, probably lucky not to be thrown overboard…

Despite the monotonous diet, Vikings like pirates remain popular fantasy figures, despite sea raids never yielding pizza or fast food…

Fox Viking warrior in armor holding battle axe on front of a Viking longship with oars and red sail

(- -Ahh, to be a Sea Fox with a hardy crew back in the day! )

NJM’s Backlot “Mascots” Commercial…

December 3, 2025

NJM Insurance had earlier in a commercial shown us a tourist tram pulled aside in a backlot to observe a mascot commercial being filmed that involved costumed shark mascots, and now we are shown the same busy backlot where a number of mascot commercials are being filmed, necessitating a kind of traffic control function to stop pedestrians in order to allow mascots to pass…

…and a glorious and diversified mascot parade it is, too! There’s some kind of roller skating flamingo, what appears to be a catfish, my favorite, a fox, and a number of others. The mascot handler shouts corrections and admonishments to the mascots as they pass, such as “missing a fin,” and “get to it, fox!” Normally, we foxes would consider such comments rude, but work is hard to find…

The NJM commercial of course is to proclaim the fact that their company does not have mascots or jingles, but just great insurance…

“Drive Like An Animal” Progressive Commercial…

November 15, 2025

In a CGI Progressive Insurance commercial, we are shown animals driving. Human nature is seldom seen at its best when behind the wheel of a car, and the roadways can truly be seen as a jungle of sorts. The question that then emerges is, What kind of animals will you encounter while driving? And inevitably, What kind of animal are YOU when driving?!

We can largely imagine how a sloth might drive, but how about a deer? They freeze in headlights, of course! A lion drives ferociously, roaring and embodying road rage. Hyenas laugh as they zip across lanes. A ram drives true to his name…

And not to be forgotten, Progressive’s own spokesperson Flo voices a llama safely from curbside, reassuring that with Progressive that you won’t be held responsible for other people’s mistakes. In a reference to another llama commercial featuring a llama at a hairstylist, she asks also if people are staring at her because of her hair…

NJM “Tour Tram” Commercial…

September 9, 2025

Perhaps the older souls among us can remember the classic “land shark” routine played on the original season of Saturday Night Live…a voice would come to your door, announcing a delivery of perhaps a telegram or candy gram, and when you answered the door, a large rubbery shark head would descend over the tenant and drag them outside, another tragic victim of The Land Shark! Yea, verily, it is written that when the oceans are full, the sharks will hunt on dry land!

Well, just when you thought that it was safe to leave your house or apartment, the land sharks, courtesy of NJM Insurance, are at it again! They appear to have evolved, however, and are much more genteel, having developed legs and even wearing ties and carrying briefcases, probably to lure us into a false sense of security before they strike and glom down on people…

Now a tourist tram train appears to be visiting a Hollywood set, where their on-board host tells the passengers that they’re in luck, an insurance commercial is being filmed! One lady talks to her companion, wondering if they’re shooting an action feature. The video director calls for action,, and we see our genial shark, walking along just like any businessman…then the director calls for a stunt shark, who appears, changes places with shark #1, and gets blasted with water!

Our touring lady appears disappointed, commenting that nothing blew up…but perhaps Chief Brody should be put on alert, just in case! Maybe they’ll need a bigger boat…

We’ve heard of The Wolf of Wall Street…why not The Land Shark of Hollywood?

Walter, the Airsupra Dino…

July 23, 2025

A mini-dinosaur might make an interesting if cumbersome pet, and of course they’d have to be well-behaved! With a name like Walter, this diminutive T-rex sounds rather domesticated, but he’s still awfully big for human environments, and so can barely fit into things like elevators and taxicabs…

Asthma medications haven’t changed much in fifty years, you see, so the albuterol inhaler is really a dinosaur of sorts. Walter is then a metaphor representing older, outdated “rescue” albuterol-only inhalers for asthma that primarily treat symptoms of asthma without addressing underlying inflammation. Airsupra is a “dual-action” inhaler that treats both symptoms and underlying inflammation of asthma…

So Walter is awkward and outdated on tandem bikes, being, after all, a dinosaur. We’re unlikely to see him in any of the Jurassic Park movies either, which is a pity because he does appear genial and is cute…

Memorable MIA Commercial Characters…

July 11, 2025

If you’ve noticed, we now see Earl the Cat from the Smalls cat food commercials mostly as a simplistic two-dimensional line drawing these days. Rarely do we see the wonderful Earl as the guy in the fursuit anymore…

This is a shame, because fursuit Earl is far more captivating than line drawing Earl. He was so good and compelling that his presence probably distracted from the cat food product itself. There are other examples where a commercial character was so magnetic that they apparently distracted from the product being advertised, and so were sadly phased out. I just think that we had yet to see the best of fursuit Earl…

Consider Lactose Cow in the Lactaid commercials, aka “the Milk that Messes With You.” Mess with us she did, but was incredibly comic and memorable in doing so, far outshining the demure blue-and-white Lactaid Cow. I for one deeply miss seeing these commercial stars, and since I am powerless to return them, will leave you with a few memories of the best of The Milk That Messes With You. Characters gone but not forgotten…*sighs*

IKEA’s “Next Weekend” Spot…

April 26, 2025

In this IKEA TV spot, a family is called by “Uncle Ricky” to be reminded that they had offered to host a barbecue next weekend, a fact that they had obviously forgotten. Looking out at their backyard to check the status of their yard, they find that nature has quite taken it over, for there are raccoons, opossums, rabbits, and even a background deer cavorting around!

“What are those rabbits doing,” questions the son. While we are not shown the act, one suspects from their positioning that the rabbits are “doing what comes naturally,” and giving junior a free lesson on reproduction. Mom and Dad look at one another, and converse, “IKEA?- –IKEA!”

So when Uncle Ricky arrives, the family’s backyard has been transformed by the purchase of a large table and chair set from IKEA for a proper barbecue, and even the animals appear happy…

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(…and hooray for backyard barbecue season!)