– – Although he has a human visage, Alec Baldwin as seen in Hulu commercials is an extraterrestrial of an unknown alien species who together with other aliens harbors evil plans of world decimation, planning to consume the brain matter of the entire Human race!
The alien entity masquerading as Alec Baldwin possesses at least two lengthy green tentacles, each of which split at the end to form a tridactyl head. They are generally kept hidden underneath his clothes. Sure, he’s evil…but this is the way that aliens roll, and besides, “evil” spelled backwards is “live!”
– – Riding on the coattails of the popularity of Geico’s Maxwell the pig, Cici’s Pizza has unleashed near look-alike pigs seen speeding around in a blue van…and the kicker is, these pigs are advertising not insurance, but (-gasp!) a Hog Fest promotion, which means a pizza with bacon, sausage, ham, and pepperoni!- –Oh the horror, the horror!
– – Some people regard this commercial as hilarious while others regard it as an ad full of stereotypes and prejudice. It’s DirecTV’s “Don’t Have A Grandson With A Dog Collar” ad which like others for the same company takes us through 
– – A series of DirecTV commercials shows us the consequences of making bad decisions in a chain of events fashion reminiscent of Laura Numeroff’s 1985 children’s classic, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie. 
– – Maxwell the Pig seems to be getting into extreme sports, and continues to be hamming it up and having the time of his life! 
– – With Stride gum packing long-lasting flavor, management has to take strong measures to get consumers to spit out their gum wad, take a new chew, and so grease the economic wheels. They have devised ingenious ways of doing just that; past commercials have depicted rams butting customers, wrestlers squeezing the gum
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– – As a member of a species sometimes referred to as “the feline canine,” I don’t take violence 
FOXSYLVANIA 
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