– – Although he has a human visage, Alec Baldwin as seen in Hulu commercials is an extraterrestrial of an unknown alien species who together with other aliens harbors evil plans of world decimation, planning to consume the brain matter of the entire Human race!
The alien entity masquerading as Alec Baldwin possesses at least two lengthy green tentacles, each of which split at the end to form a tridactyl head. They are generally kept hidden underneath his clothes. Sure, he’s evil…but this is the way that aliens roll, and besides, “evil” spelled backwards is “live!”
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