Body Parts

Posted October 7, 2007 by vulpesffb
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leg.png   Human body parts are turning up in the strangest places, and just in time for Halloween!  There was a bizarre tale of a guy who bought a grill at auction to find that it contained a severed human leg…the auction winner was charging people to see it!  When the owner of the amputated limb, an accident victim, heard about the leg, he wanted it back so as to someday have it cremated with him.  The auction winner initially resisted this course of action, and litigation ensued.  Well, the biological owner of the limb will be re-united with it!

Then in Philadelphia, some morticians were selling human body tissue such as bone from corpses for surgical implantation without getting permission from the families of the deceasedSeveral hundred cases may be involved.

Pleasant screams, everyone!

Brain-Eating Amoebas!

Posted September 30, 2007 by vulpesffb
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amoeba.jpg        Yes…brain-eating amoebas are real, and live in lakes!  It sounds like B-grade science fiction, but they enter the body through the nose and attack the brain, where they feed until you die!

The amoeba, called Naegleria fowleri, killed 23 people in the United States from 1995 to 2004.  The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention know of only several hundred cases worldwide since the discovery of the amoeba in Australia in the 1960’s.  Infections tend to be found in southern states, and people become infected when they wade through shallow water and stir up the bottom.  If someone allows water to shoot up the nose the amoeba can latch onto the olfactory nerve, destroying tissue as it makes its way up into the brain where it continues the damage, basically feeding on the brain cells.–Isn’t that a happy thought?

The infection is usually fatal within two weeks.  Early syptoms are a stiff neck, headache, and fever; later symptoms are hallucinations and behavioral changes.  The amoebas can live in lakes, hot springs, and even dirty swimming pools, living off algae and bacteria in the sediment. 

And to think, I had been worried about zombies eating my brain (although it would be a starvation diet)!

Fries With That?

Posted September 26, 2007 by vulpesffb
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african-rock-python.jpg   You’ve probably heard of the not-so-cute trick of some patrons at fast food drive-up windows throwing drinks at the worker in attendance, while shouting “fire in the hole?”  At times, the merry pranksters add something like tabasco sauce to the drink so as to burn the eyes of the poor worker.

Well, in Round Rock, Texas someone threw a three-foot python at the drive-up clerk at a Taco Bell!  Fortunately, neither the clerk nor the python were hurt, and the snake was placed at a sanctuary-type place afterwards.  Low wages aside, no wonder there can be trouble staffing fast-food joints…

That Bites!

Posted September 20, 2007 by vulpesffb
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grey-nurse-shark.jpg   A 14-year-old Oakland Park teenager who went to the beach last Thursday emerged with a nurse shark attached to his abdomen! 

How do you get rid of a 3-to 4-foot shark attached to you?–Punch it off, which is what the rescue worker did!  The boy was treated at a hospital and released.

Rest in Peace, Dear Friend

Posted September 17, 2007 by vulpesffb
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I had to have one of my two dogs put down this past weekend, who was a victim of lymphatic cancer that was largely asymptomatic.  It was a fast and aggressive cancer that knocked him down quickly.  At a routine vet check-up earlier in the summer, he was treated only for allergies and cancer was not detected or treated.  The only symptoms discerned less than a week ago were swollen glands in the neck, motor clumsiness, and then failure to eat.   The vet gave him less than a week at that time, and was unfortunately on target.  The dog within days lost all mobility and weakened quickly due to failure to take nourishment or fluids. 

I believe that the lethal injection I allowed the vet to gave him was ultimately more humane than a slow death from dehydration and starvation, but the decision was agonizing to make even though it was the course that I would have chosen for myself had I been the one afflicted…and humans are not allowed to choose this option for themselves.  

Rest in peace, dear friend with whom I was privileged to share life for a time…

Posted September 7, 2007 by vulpesffb
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TarantulaA teenage Romanian girl who collects spiders may be charged with assault with a deadly weapon after threatening schoolmates with a tarantula!  She brought the spider, which she had bought in Romania, to school in a plastic box…

Lawnmower Man

Posted September 7, 2007 by vulpesffb
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–A guy is riding his lawnmower from Alaska to Rhode Island to collect an inheritance, with his cute little dog riding along on the front of the mower!  Why the lawnmower?–He owes a bundle in unpaid traffic fines!–His wife rode with him until she got pregnant.

When the guy gets to Rhode Island, he’s gonna blow up the lawnmower!

Kitty Extortion

Posted September 5, 2007 by vulpesffb
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–Heh, true story:  A guy in Rhode island extorted $20,000 from his mother by kidnapping her cat and holding the animal for ransom!  The woman was about 80 years of age.

I’d never do that…I kidnap my mother’s lawn gnome!

The Only Reason…

Posted September 3, 2007 by vulpesffb
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The only reason that humans are the dominant life form on this planet is that they’re not afraid of vacuum cleaners! 

Chapacabra Found?

Posted September 2, 2007 by vulpesffb
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chupa.jpgLast month in Cuero, Texas a woman found roadkill on the road in front of her ranch unlike anything she’s ever seen;  a 40-lb. body with big ears, mostly hairless skin, and an elongated muzzle with impressive teeth.  The woman is a hunter and has been to Africa, so she’s not naive about animals.  Some say it’s an ugly dog or coyote, but she thinks it’s Chupacabra, the mythical creature whose name is Spanish for goat-sucker.  The animal, a mammal, may be a cross-breed with some wolf in it.  The head of the creature has been preserved by the woman in her freezer pending future study…it’s quite ugly!