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“Warehouse 13” Works!

July 8, 2009

Warehouse— If you haven’t heard, the Sci Fi channel has been re-branded Syfy; the old name was felt to be too limiting and geeky, conjuring up images of aliens, space ships, and ray guns.–Well, what’s wrong with them?!–Add mummies, the living dead,  mysterious ancient civilizations, cryptids, and I’d never tune anywhere else!

Anyways, Warehouse 13, kind of a hybrid of X-Files and Raiders of the Lost Ark, debuted on Syfy, and just might work with Saul Rubinek supervising a top-secret government storage facility in South Dakota that looks remarkably like the one glimpsed by Indy at the end of Raiders; fantastic and supernatural objects abound here, with Pandora’s box several rows over.   The gadgets alone have been described at “catnip for nerds;”  for example, there’s a wonderful ray gun designed by none less than Nikola Tesla.  Throw in Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelly as stereotypically mismatched Secret Service agents in the Mulder/Scully tradition, and this fox might bat the catnip around a bit even if it seems familiar…

“Warehouse 13” Is Coming…

June 24, 2009

WarehouseWarehouse 13 debuts on the Sci Fi channel July 7th, the story of an underground government storage facility hid away in the Badlands of South Dakota that houses every conceivable kind of strange and harmful device both modern and ancient.  Featured are two secret service agents with totally different styles of investigation…

…if this is starting to sound oddly familiar, it probably should be if you’ve ever seen an episode of The X-Files, watched an Indiana Jones movie, or are familiar with the Friday the 13th: The Series show.  One commentator I read described the series by saying, “Think X-Files only not as well written.”

Still, geeks like me will probably tune in; we live for this kinda stuff!  (–Oh God, I need a life!) That being said, I’ve heard the cautionary statement, though, not to let the pilot episode dissuade you from watching successive installments…

…but pounding my head on the table, I can only cry of how much I miss Fox Mulder!

The Starchild Skull

June 22, 2009

starchild— Featured on UFO Hunters, the Starchild Skull is an unusually elongated and flat skull further distinguished by extremely shallow eye sockets and a total lack of front sinuses, morphology which cannot be accounted for by any known combination of deformities.  The skull appears similar to what one might anticipate from the “Greys,” the classic alien stereotype. UFO afficionados speculate that the skull may be that of a Grey alien/human hybrid.

The Starchild Skull was found in a tunnel in Mexico in 1930, and clinically speaking is that of a young male child.  Carbon-14 dating places the skull at about 900 years old, with mitochondrial DNA identifiable as coming from a human mother; useful lengths of nuclear DNA have not yet been recovered.

The skull is comprised of real bone, although the bone is half as thick, weighs half as much, and is substantially more durable than normal human bone.  There are also microscopic fibers and a reddish residue inside the bone that defies explanation.

Hydrocephaly has been ruled out as a cause of the abnormalities, although this does not rule out an as of yet unidentified illness causing the malformations…the truth is out there!

The Barrel Monster!

June 17, 2009

090616-barrel-monster-hmed-.widec– -Hehe! –Maybe MonsterQuest should cover the Barrel Monster!

It’s an arresting sight…or at least it got its creator arrested!  Standing ten feet tall, the Barrel Monster was the creation of Raleigh, NC history major Joseph Carnevale, who chopped up three stolen orange and white traffic barrels from a construction site to create this 10′ sculpture of a roadside monster thumbing a ride.

The police, natch, seized the monster and will probably charge its creator.–Is it art, vandalism, or both?–You decide, but I think it’s cool, as do a lot of other folks who’ve rallied to the artist’s defense!

Next, the street artist and college student may be attempting a barrel sculpture of a T-rex!  And by the way, his 1997 VW Jetta is covered with hot-glued beer bottle caps!–Bravo!!!

All God’s Kitties Got Wings?

June 3, 2009

cats-wings-2– – Not wishing to alarm you, valued readers, but you may wish to know that a cat has been born in Chongqing, China with wing-like growths on their back…moreover, other cats with this feature were noted in Sichuan province in China in August of 2008 (pictured).

“…and why not?,” you may ask.  “Don’t the Chinese manufacture everything else these days?”

The point is well-taken.  It is to be stressed that these are only wing-like growths, not true wings, even though there is bone in them.  The growths are non-functional at present, and do not seem to be causing the kitties any discomfort or emotional distress.  The speculation is that the growths resulted from exposure to chemicals in utero, or may be a genetic defect.- -The wings may even be the remnants of a cojoined twin!

All of this poses some interesting questions:

…if cats can fly, will pigs be far behind?

…are you in danger from aerial hairballs?

…wouldn’t “Skycat” be a great new Japanese anime character?

…would wings give “Sylvester” an unfair advantage over “Tweety?”

…would wings improve “Scratchy’s” odds against “Itchy?”

…wouldn’t “Catwoman” be even more awesome if she could fly?

(Directions:  Break into small groups to discuss the above.  Alternative activity:  sketch “Skycat”)

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– -Clearly, what is now needed is a cat with a set of wings that work… and I ask you, why isn’t MonsterQuest on top of this story?!    😉


Life After People…

May 18, 2009

Life After People–The human race needs an attitude adjustment, and Life After People should help provide a badly-needed dose of humility…

…mankind tends to think and behave as if it always has and always will be here, whereas in reality, it ain’t necessarily so. In effect, the human race is the new kid on the block, with a track record that can’t hold a candle to the dinosaurs, which we presume to call clumsy and stupid now that they’re safely dead.

Enter Life After People on the History Channel, initially a special but now a series.  The show considers the durability of human engineering and creations given the impact of natural forces assuming that ole Homo sapiens is eradicated from the planet, and it ain’t a pretty picture.  In a few hundred years, most of the cities are in ruins, and we see this spectacle through extremely realistic computer simulations.  It’s sobering and humbling, as well as awesome to watch structures like the Empire State Building crumble and fall right before your eyes; there goes the Statue of Liberty again, after the decapitation it endured in Cloverfield! We also get to watch also the resurgence of animal species (hog futures are up), and the natural environment itself gradually swallows up the last traces of human existence.- -The furry shall inherit the earth!

I wouldn’t call the show depressing, but it is sobering and allows human arrogance to re-consider its own impermanence against a big time perspective…as the show poses the analogy, were time compressed into a 24-hour period, man’s reign to date occupies thirty seconds. – -Two paws up for Life After People!

The Tasmanian Tiger!

May 15, 2009

Tasmanian tiger– – The Thylacine, also called the Tasmanian Tiger, is a carnivorous marsupial presumed extinct for about 70 years. The subject of a recent MonsterQuest episode, over 350 reported sightings of the Thylacine has led some to conclude that the beast is not extinct after all!  However, photographic images of the supposed Tassie have been of poor quality, and an analysis of hair samples was inconclusive; the best evidence MonsterQuest could produce was a footprint requiring further study.

Looking like a cross between a dog and a tiger, the Tasmanian Tiger by some accounts smells terrible (like rotten  meat, some say) and has the uncanny ability to open its massive jaws to an angle of 120 degrees, an almost surrealistic trait documented in earlier film images.  Both the male and the female also have pouches, the male’s a scrotal one.  In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, bounties were offered on the creature as it preyed on livestock.  Extinction came as a joint function of over-hunting, habitat erosion, and competition with other species.  The last captive thylacine, named Benjamin, was captured in 1933 and lived in the Hobart Zoo until dying in 1936.

Although MonsterQuest couldn’t produce a thylacine, science someday may, with preserved specimens yielding bits of DNA that have been replicated through a process known as Polymerase Chain Reaction.  The next big step would be to assemble an entire genetic library of the animal, which in turn would serve as a springboard towards reproductive cloning of the animal, likely through fertilizing an embryo in a near relative like the Tasmanian Devil…

…the outcome of that would make for a great Bugs Bunny cartoon!

The Mafia Triumphant!

May 10, 2009

MafiaI was kinda surprised by the outcome, but nonetheless pleased that the Mafia bested the Yakuza on Spike TV’s Deadliest Warrior match-up.  I had thought that the Yakuza’s martial arts training would make the difference, but there’s a lot to be said for street fighting techniques and the use of environmental weaponry too, things that the Mafia excelled in.

– -I’d work for Tony Soprano in a heartbeat!