–Jessica Simpson recently sported a T-shirt proclaiming, “Real Girls Love Meat.” Since this is a high-class place, we will not take the obvious low road on this comment, that is, questioning whether Jessica is related to Homer Simpson (“D’oh!“).
PETA took umbrage to Jessica’s shirt…gee, I didn’t know we had any freakin’ umbrages left to take! Anyhow, they responded with a list of five reasons Why Only Stupid Girls Brag About Eating Meat.
They don’t call it Hollywierd for no reason…
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