Sears Black Friday Commercial, “Turkey Chase”
– – “Get in the bag!- – Get in the bag!,” cries the Denskies’ Dad, a would-be turkey pursuer to an agitated and very mobile turkey, which readily keeps ahead of the hapless hunter. So intent is Mr. Denskie at bagging the bird that he is oblivious to a number of trees looming in the immediate vicinity, soon colliding with one of the massive trunks and getting knocked out cold. The turkey escapes, none the worse for the wear. – – So who’s the real bird brain here?!
We haven’t seen a hunter this inept since Elmer Fudd, and Sears is bringing us this reminder of their Black Friday sales as a better way to save money than hunting your own wild turkey, most of which bear little relationship anymore to what’s being sold in supermarkets…and a happy holiday to all of you!
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November 28, 2013 at 11:47 pm
The late, great Johnny Carson said it best (re: Thanksgiving turkeys): “Any bird that ugly deserves to die.”
LOL!
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November 29, 2013 at 2:27 am
The domestic variety engineered by man to be a walking hunk of meat with a tiny head…not exactly anymore “the proud bird with the golden tail!”
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December 2, 2013 at 12:24 am
That description sounds more like the Lady Amherst pheasant of the Far East.
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