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Furry Superhero Spotted!

November 22, 2010

– – Our last best hope against Bad Kitty,  Powercat was recently spotted soaring high over my area, and I consider myself fortunate to have captured one of the few known images of this mysterious and powerful but elusive hero…

…at some point in the future, Powercat and the evil mastermind, Tiger (aka Bad Kitty posted about previously) will probably tangle in a battle royal expected to lay waste to much of civilization as we know it…imagine the encounter!

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Powercat:  (flying in) “I’ve come fur ‘ya, Bad Kitty!”

Tiger:  “Powercat!–DAMN!”

Powercat:  “Nothing beats my kung fu, Bad Kitty!”

Tiger:  “Not even my radioactive hairballs?  (hacks one up)—AHAHAHAHAHA!”

Powercat:  “Gasp!–Weakening…Uhhh!”  (collapses)

Tiger:  “Join me, Powercat!–Don’t make me destroy you!”

Powercat:  “Never!”

Tiger:  “Powercat…I… AM… YOUR FATHER!”

Powercat:  (screams)  “NOOOOOOOO!”

(fade to black with Powercat prone on the ground and Bad Kitty laughing demonically…)

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…Well, isn’t this a stinky litter box?…Is a real cat-aclysm to follow?!-Join us next time on Foxsylvania!!!


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