– – Lizard Man is again running rampant in the Carolinas, and he’s rough on cars! This bad boy has a nasty habit of biting, ripping, and pulling apart car fenders, hood ornaments, and radio antennas.- – Try calling bite marks in to your local insurance agent!
In an incident last week in a rural area of South Carolina, owners of a car discovered that their vehicle was riddled with what appeared to be teethmarks that went completely through the car’s fender. Similar occurrences began in 1988 when a car mauling was reported, with the front fender on a car snapped in two and other pieces of chrome torn off. Two years ago in a case similar to the original, a van was mauled by something biting through the metal and bending the fenders.
A teenage eyewitness in 1988 reported an encounter with a creature about seven feet tall that had red eyes and three-fingered hands; the young man came from a responsible, respectable family, and passed a polygraph test about the incident in which the scaly cryptid ran towards him following a tire change and jumped upon his moving car before being thrown off. He has never changed his story…
Perhaps this car-biter is suffering from a serious deficiency of iron in his diet…and should we call in the Car Fox?
FOXSYLVANIA 
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