Archive for the ‘furry’ category

“Cloverfield” is Awesome!

November 16, 2008

cloverfield–The movie Cloverfield did much to revive the monster movie scenario on which I grew up, loving every moment of it! Described as a re-imagining of the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, Cloverfield presents the attack of a 500-foot tall monster on New York City, all presented from the cinema verite viewpoint of a bystander with a camcorder who is part of a small group of twenty-somethings drawn into the events. Shown from this perspective, the filmviewer likewise feels part of the unfolding action.  The movie is of the heritage of King Kong and Godzilla, updated for the 21st century and with the sentimentality extracted. This is a hard-core, menacing and deadly monster who will decimate us if we do not terminate him first, and he shrugs off the best defenses and counterattacks of the military.  At the end of the film, the military plays its trump card and nukes Manhattan in enacting the Hammer Down protocol so as to presumably destroy the creature even at the cost of sacrificing the city.

A sequel may be coming our way if we are lucky.  When viewing the film, sit through the credits to hear some excellent theme music evocative of the monster movie tradition.  At the very end of the credits a garbled transmission is heard which if electronically enhanced and played backwards says, “it’s still alive!”

–I certainly do hope so!

Chimpanzee Raising White Tiger Cubs

November 14, 2008

chimp-and-tiger-cubs–A two-year-old chimpanzee named Anjana is caring for two rare white tiger cubs that were born in South Carolina during Hurricane Hannah.

Anjana assists with the feeding of the cubs and lies with them when they rest.

White tigers are severely endangered, and there are only about 200 of these animals left in the world.

Fox Attack!

November 12, 2008

rabid-fox–In Arizona on Nov. 6th, a female jogger was attacked by a rabid fox,  ran a mile with the animal’s jaws clamped to her arm, and then drove herself to a hospital.  The woman was on a trail near Prescott when the fox attacked and bit her foot.  The woman grabbed the fox by the neck when it bit her foot, then the fox clamped onto her arm.  Upon reaching her car, the woman was able to disengage the fox from her arm and throw it into the trunk of her car while she drove to the Prescott hospital.

The fox later bit an animal control officer, who with the woman is receiving rabies vaccinations.

(We do not endorse biting people, unless of course they really deserve it!)

Chinese-Styled Fox Tattoo

November 9, 2008

chinese-fox–This is a smaller fox tattoo that I have on my left upper arm that reflects the Chinese style.  It’s less than three inches long and about an inch and a half wide at its widest point, and is if memory serves about the second tattoo that I acquired.  I’ve always liked this tattoo because of its kinetic feel and posture as well as the coloration.  The photo doesn’t really do it justice.

Since I will never in this life be transformed into a red fox, the tattoos that I have of my species on my hide are an external and obtainable manifestation that I am furry inside…

Transformation…

November 6, 2008

animal-transformations–Transformation or “TF” for short, is something near and dear to many of us furries, something devoutly to be wished. It’s often a synonym for metamorphosis and shapeshifting, and can be physical, mental, or some kind of weird “other” state. Physical transformation is the act of modifying one’s body to resemble one’s fursona. Very simple forms of physical transformation are currently available through plastic surgery, such as giving someone a forked tongue, horns or muzzles grown with coral implants, the ears stretched out, or even the throat modified to produce purring sounds.  These changes are expensive, artificial, and sometimes require anti-rejection drugs.

Most furs who desire physical transformation see current technological methods as insufficient, and look to future technologies involving genetic engineering, stem cell organ growth, and chimerazation.  Through genetic engineering, a combination of the individual’s DNA and that of the desired animal traits could be generated in the lab.  Core organs such as brain, heart, kidneys, etc. would never have to change, while external organs such as claws, skin, tails, etc. could be grown, with the new amalgamated DNA introduced to the subject as a new native DNA sequence.

Don’t plan on getting your new tail any time soon, though.  Even were the technology developed and approved for use on humans, the estimated cost of a transformation per individual could run as high as twenty million dollars…damn!

Holy Jurassic Park!

November 6, 2008

mammoth–Japanese scientists have successfully cloned a mouse from a frozen cell taken from a specimen dead for 16 years.  Their next goal?–A mammoth! A rather well-preserved baby mammoth was discovered in Russia slightly over a year ago.

What’s next?–Elvis?–Let’s remember that restoring that frozen shape-shifting alien in John Carpenter’s The Thing didn’t work out too well…

(–Two paws up for President-Elect Barack Obama!)

Bigfoot Hoax Aftermath…

November 2, 2008

–In August you may remember that the world of cryptozoology was briefly in an uproar over a supposed Bigfoot carcass held by two Georgians in a freezer.  The alleged Bigfoot was found to be a rubber suit just as soon as the ice was thawed, although suspicions about the authenticity of the find existed from the beginning.

Remarkable was the fact that one of the two individuals with the “find” was a police officer.  Not surprisingly, that individual has since lost his job since police officers are expected to be, well, truthful. The ex-officer apparently saw his role in the fiasco as that of an entertainer, and he did not regard his misrepresentation seriously as he did not swear to be telling the truth…


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Really Bad Halloween Jokes…

October 31, 2008

(–These jokes are not up to our usual standards on Foxsylvania, not that we have many to begin with!– Now you have been properly warned! — Proceed at your own risk!)

Q:  Why did the skeleton leave the dance early?

A:  He had no body to dance with.

Q:  Why couldn’t the boy ghost have children?

A:  Because he had a hallow-weenie.

Q:  What did Dracula do while in New York City?

A:  He visited the bloodsuckers on Wall Street.

Q:  Why did the vampire couple separate?

A:  Because their relationship sucked.

Q:  What’s the difference between a male deer and a witch?

A:  One’s a hunted stag, and the other’s a stunted hag.

..and finally, the last Howloween joke!  (<cheers>)

Q:  When’s a bad time to run into a black cat?

A:  When he has an Obama sticker on his car!

(We apologize but do not accept responsibility for these jokes, the likes of which you will not now be subjected to for another year…  😉  )

Smaller Fox Tattoo

October 30, 2008

–Continuing the presentation of my personal collection of fox tattoos, I share with you this little guy on my lower inner arm.  He measures about two inches long and an inch wide.

This tattoo was patterned using “flash” art posted in the studio, meaning that it was a picture pattern that they already had up and available; other people may conceivably have the same tattoo.  Many tattoo artists will, however, work with pictures that you bring in, or will accept commissions to draw up something special just for you.

Tattoos are rather addictive; once you get one, you’ll probably want another.  A common pattern which I followed was to start out small and get larger tattoos thereafter.  My original tattoo was a small black fox silhouette; it was enough to get me hooked.  That original is no longer visible as he was eventually covered by a much larger, later masterpiece on the prime real estate of my arm!  😉

Howloween!

October 29, 2008

–I, for one, love Howloween! I think that it’s a day special to us furries, kind of a day on which we are given more permission than usual by the larger society to bring our insides out…and maybe have a few “mundanes” (non-furries) join us, if only for the day and evening. I anticipate Howloween the way some people do (shudder) the first day of buck season, or Xmas.

I’m not gonna engage in satanic rituals…nope, I’m just gonna ring doorbells, and run madly away to observe from behind any convenient bush or barrier…same as on any other day! 😉

And just think, on Howloween you can steal candy from your brother, sister, or kids while justifying in your own mind that it’s to prevent them from getting dental cavities!

The price of candy is up 4%, but hopefully that won’t prevent the traditional doorstep hand-outs! And maybe you’ll see “…a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hands, walking the streets of Soho in the rain…” (Warren Zevon, Werewolves of London)