What’s orange, inflatable, fifteen feet tall, and full of hot air? – – Why, the Trump Rat, of course! Now, Donald Trump has been depicted as a variety of anthropomorphic animals, including a rooster. The Trump Rat, however, shows uncommon attention to detail. In addition to the trademark hair, there’s also the pursed lips, the red tie, and in a whimsical touch, Confederate-flag cuff links!
The Trump Rat was positioned a short distance from Trump Tower when The Donald retreated to New York, and has become a popular site for tourist selfies. Its creator was supposedly inspired by a particularly revolting rat that he spotted in New York City some time ago. The windbag is supposedly poised to travel to other locations, at times shadowing Trump himself.
I would hasten to add that normally rodent-human hybrids have a proud and respectable heritage, with Mickey Mouse, The Secret of NIMH rats, and Fivel of An American Tail but several examples that come to mind…
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