Archive for May 2009

Killer Jellyfish Invasion!

May 28, 2009

box jellyfish– – Or so was how MonsterQuest described this episode…but somehow, a jellyfish attack lacks the “shock and awe” factor of say, a shark attack.  Still, it is a matter to be reckoned with, as the sting of a box jellyfish can kill in three minutes!

The box jellyfish featured is an apex predator feeding on shrimp and small fish; it kills swiftly with a potent cardiac venom that is said by victims to burn like acid when delivered by the creature’s tentacles.  Some experts feel that the box jellyfish may even target their prey, hunting and chasing fish.  The implication is that such jellyfish may possess a form of intelligence.  As the veteran of a college invertebrate zoology course, I feel that invertebrates deserve more attention and greater respect than they usually are accorded.

The global jellyfish population is rising, possibly due to global warming, which we ignore at our peril.  Jellyfish invasions, while they sound more gross than dire, have hit Spain, Ireland, and Japan, among other locations.  Deaths have resulted in some cases.

MonsterQuest searched Australian waters, and came up with a four foot Australian spotted jellyfish.  The creatures cannot be produced on demand, being subject to water salinity, temperatures, and storms.  I don’t have nightmares about them…but wouldn’t care to meet one of the big boys, either!

Missing Link?

May 26, 2009

Ida– – The History Channel aired a most intriguing presentation on the evening of May 25th called, The Link. It concerned possibly the oldest and most complete human ancestor,  a 47 million year old fossil primate revealing an over 95% complete skeleton and even a soft body outline!

Discovered in Germany in the 1980’s, locked up for 25 years, and then secretly but intensely studied by a team for two years before revelation, this is the fossil of a small female arboreal primate less than a year old who lived in Germany in the trees of what was then an ancient rain forest.  Named “Ida” after the daughter of Dr. Hurum who acquired the fossil, the fossil may be that of a transitional species, a “lemur-monkey” which captures a crucial stage in evolution, incorporating features from both the human and non-human evolutionary line.- – The fossil is visually stunning and conceptually mind-boggling!–This puppy could be big!

If this fossil is a fraud as some are already saying, it’s an extremely good one.  The fossil incorporates a deformed right wrist which was likely broken and badly-healed. – -Heck, the remnants of Ida’s last meal are even represented in the stomach area!  The fossil also shows a shape adaptation in the Talus bone of the foot towards assumption of an upright posture.

If a true transitional fossil or “missing link,” this discovery will likely dominate textbooks for 100 years; this could be an awesome find!   As also expressed on the show, for those uncomfortable with the notion of evolution, “Ida’s existence will be a problem for many.”

Bee Swarm Attack!

May 24, 2009

bee swarm– – A swarm of bees recently trapped workers inside a game store in Union Square in New York City for hours!  A good samaritan outside the store without protective gear managed to lure many of the bees inside a box, and a specially-dressed expert arrived later to capture the rest of the swarm, with the bees  successfully re-located unharmed.

…at least there are worse places to be trapped than a game store!

The Fox Spirit…

May 24, 2009

fox spirit —  The belief systems of indigenous peoples throughout the world share an almost universal faith in Animal Spirit Guides, who help the people in their daily lives by offering protection, guidance, and healing…

…while foxes are often called sly and cunning, keenly observant and highly adaptable might be a better description.  Instead of asking the world to change, those guided by the Fox Spirit trust in the possession of all the skills necessary to adapt to whatever circumstances life throws our way…

…by being flexible, shrewd, and showing ingenuity, we may, as the Borg might put it, adapt and prevail… 😉

Life After People…

May 18, 2009

Life After People–The human race needs an attitude adjustment, and Life After People should help provide a badly-needed dose of humility…

…mankind tends to think and behave as if it always has and always will be here, whereas in reality, it ain’t necessarily so. In effect, the human race is the new kid on the block, with a track record that can’t hold a candle to the dinosaurs, which we presume to call clumsy and stupid now that they’re safely dead.

Enter Life After People on the History Channel, initially a special but now a series.  The show considers the durability of human engineering and creations given the impact of natural forces assuming that ole Homo sapiens is eradicated from the planet, and it ain’t a pretty picture.  In a few hundred years, most of the cities are in ruins, and we see this spectacle through extremely realistic computer simulations.  It’s sobering and humbling, as well as awesome to watch structures like the Empire State Building crumble and fall right before your eyes; there goes the Statue of Liberty again, after the decapitation it endured in Cloverfield! We also get to watch also the resurgence of animal species (hog futures are up), and the natural environment itself gradually swallows up the last traces of human existence.- -The furry shall inherit the earth!

I wouldn’t call the show depressing, but it is sobering and allows human arrogance to re-consider its own impermanence against a big time perspective…as the show poses the analogy, were time compressed into a 24-hour period, man’s reign to date occupies thirty seconds. – -Two paws up for Life After People!

The Tasmanian Tiger!

May 15, 2009

Tasmanian tiger– – The Thylacine, also called the Tasmanian Tiger, is a carnivorous marsupial presumed extinct for about 70 years. The subject of a recent MonsterQuest episode, over 350 reported sightings of the Thylacine has led some to conclude that the beast is not extinct after all!  However, photographic images of the supposed Tassie have been of poor quality, and an analysis of hair samples was inconclusive; the best evidence MonsterQuest could produce was a footprint requiring further study.

Looking like a cross between a dog and a tiger, the Tasmanian Tiger by some accounts smells terrible (like rotten  meat, some say) and has the uncanny ability to open its massive jaws to an angle of 120 degrees, an almost surrealistic trait documented in earlier film images.  Both the male and the female also have pouches, the male’s a scrotal one.  In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, bounties were offered on the creature as it preyed on livestock.  Extinction came as a joint function of over-hunting, habitat erosion, and competition with other species.  The last captive thylacine, named Benjamin, was captured in 1933 and lived in the Hobart Zoo until dying in 1936.

Although MonsterQuest couldn’t produce a thylacine, science someday may, with preserved specimens yielding bits of DNA that have been replicated through a process known as Polymerase Chain Reaction.  The next big step would be to assemble an entire genetic library of the animal, which in turn would serve as a springboard towards reproductive cloning of the animal, likely through fertilizing an embryo in a near relative like the Tasmanian Devil…

…the outcome of that would make for a great Bugs Bunny cartoon!

Furry Jewelry…

May 14, 2009

Fox Ring– – Furry jewelry is hard to come by, but can be well-worth the search.  Animal jewelry isn’t the kind of stuff you’ll be likely to find in mall jewelry stores, but rather in places like second hand shops, flea and antique markets, and places like eBay.  There are some very talented artists who will sell items that they’ve made or do custom work for you at prices that run the spectrum, dependent on the quality and the materials.  If you have a little talent and can work in a suitable medium, try making your own!

It’s not just a purchase, it’s a quest! And wearing  jewelry with an image of your inner species on it can be a sign of your furry affiliation without the permanence or fixed location of a tattoo…

The Late Great FurNation?

May 12, 2009

FurNation– – <sighs>–FurNation is leaving us, this time seriously and fur real, perhaps to return as just a forum.  One of the true giants of the furry spectrum, FurNation did it all, and as well as anyone ever has…perhaps its reach exceeded its grasp, but it was a long and glorious ride!

There’s no magic to the impending end of FurNation…it has to do with money, as sadly does almost everything in this life.  It’s well to remember that nothing lasts forever…not even the rocks and stones themselves!  It’s also well to remember that ultimately, the things that made FurNation such a rare and awesome place continue to exist within us all, and will find voice and expression in a thousand different locations, in smaller but needy websites that need only your participation to make them special and uniquely your own. With each ending comes a new beginning, and there is only ultimately reconfiguration…for what is there is also here, and what is here is also there.

So be alert, be active, and be around…the possibilities are only limited by your imaginations…

The Hobbit Man…

May 11, 2009

hobbit man– – If you like your early human species small, you may want to consider Homo  floresiensis, a tiny species of extinct humans nicknamed “hobbits” that grew to an adult height of no more than three feet and existed and lived for tens of thousands of years in Indonesia before dying out about 17,000 years ago.

H. floresiensis possessed unusual anatomical characteristics as a function of their complete isolation on a remote island home such as long toes, flat feet,  and a small head. The species walked easily on two legs, but likely found it difficult to run at speed.  First unearthed in 2004 in a cave on the island of Flores, they were initially thought to be suffering from a pathological condition such as microcephaly, but are now felt to be a true human species which evolved as the outcome of living on a remote island for so long…

The Mafia Triumphant!

May 10, 2009

MafiaI was kinda surprised by the outcome, but nonetheless pleased that the Mafia bested the Yakuza on Spike TV’s Deadliest Warrior match-up.  I had thought that the Yakuza’s martial arts training would make the difference, but there’s a lot to be said for street fighting techniques and the use of environmental weaponry too, things that the Mafia excelled in.

– -I’d work for Tony Soprano in a heartbeat!