Lactaid “Balloons” Commercial…

She’s baaack, and becoming a bit crude…the Lactaid “Annoying Milk” cow, that is!  Sitting in a respectable-looking kitchen with a woman, the Lactose Cow makes inquiry about how that lady’s cafe au lait is, and then sits there with inflated balloons (first red, then yellow) making flatulent noises.  After the first balloon is deflated, the Cow appears contrite, asks seriously how the woman’s coffee is, then produces another balloon, continues her show, and laughs maniacally! I guess we’ve got to expect this kind of thing, what with the Trump presidency looming and all…

but not to worry!  The very proper and demure Lactaid Cow appears, propels her ill-mannered sister roughly to the side, and launches into a subdued conversation with the woman about how that milk was really messing with her.  You see, Lactaid is real milk that won’t mess with you.  For entertainment value, however, I continue to prefer the Annoying Milk cow, who wears red lipstick and appears slightly demented but very capable of doing a manic stand-up comedy routine… no use crying over a little spilled milk, right?

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12 Comments on “Lactaid “Balloons” Commercial…”

  1. carycomic Says:

    Who says stand-up “cow-medy” is dead?


  2. carycomic Says:

    Speaking of annoying: have you seen that CGI Xmas special, this year? It’s where Norm McDonald plays the voice of a flying squirrel helping a reindeer yearling get to the North Pole (to prevent a sneak attack by a venison-addicted wolf pack). The dialogue includes one of those songs that are so bad, they’re good!

    “We’re reindeer. We’re not horses.
    We’re Santa’s Flying Forces. Ho! Ho!”


  3. carycomic Says:

    P.S.—Merry Belated Xmas and Happy New Year!!!


  4. carycomic Says:

    True story: I was at one of my two favorite comic shops, today (Industry Comics of Bristol, CT, in case you permit unsolicited plugs); and they had this poster in the window. Which, by the way, was in the form of a pictographic rebus!

    [Picture of) Deadpool + [picture of] Howard the Duck =

    DEAD [Pool The?] DUCK!


    • vulpesffb Says:

      “Howard the Duck” was such a turkey of a film that it could have used a little Deadpool influence. I’m still traumatized from having been exposed to duck breasts in one brief but memorable scene…


      • carycomic Says:

        Then, you better get ready for a relapse. Given his cameo at the end of the first GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, he might just be returning for GOTG2….which is already showing trailers, in theaters, intermittently!


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