Godzilla, as we learn in a Snickers commercial, is an alright dude! We are shown footage of the big guy in just slightly larger than human form, hanging at the beach, riding four wheelers, playing ping-pong, and making the scene at a party.- – What a party animal!
“Godzilla’s actually pretty cool!,” comments one male party-goer to his friend. “Except when he’s hungry,” corrects the buddy. Then the footage cuts to Godzilla in full rampage, hundreds of feet tall and blasting cars airborne with his breath. Fortunately, someone in the crowd knows the remedy for this situation, and lobs Godzilla a Snickers bar. – – He eats the morsel, gets a blissful expression on his massive face, and then suddenly…Party Godzilla is back, water skiing and blending happily into human society again!
You’re not yourself when you’re hungry, we are told. Studies have shown that hunger and anger can be linked. Maybe then the answer to unrest in the Middle East and elsewhere is simply to bombard the combatants with Snickers bars…heck, diplomacy doesn’t seem to be doing much, so make chocolate, not war!
FOXSYLVANIA 
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