Life After People…

Posted May 18, 2009 by vulpesffb
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Life After People–The human race needs an attitude adjustment, and Life After People should help provide a badly-needed dose of humility…

…mankind tends to think and behave as if it always has and always will be here, whereas in reality, it ain’t necessarily so. In effect, the human race is the new kid on the block, with a track record that can’t hold a candle to the dinosaurs, which we presume to call clumsy and stupid now that they’re safely dead.

Enter Life After People on the History Channel, initially a special but now a series.  The show considers the durability of human engineering and creations given the impact of natural forces assuming that ole Homo sapiens is eradicated from the planet, and it ain’t a pretty picture.  In a few hundred years, most of the cities are in ruins, and we see this spectacle through extremely realistic computer simulations.  It’s sobering and humbling, as well as awesome to watch structures like the Empire State Building crumble and fall right before your eyes; there goes the Statue of Liberty again, after the decapitation it endured in Cloverfield! We also get to watch also the resurgence of animal species (hog futures are up), and the natural environment itself gradually swallows up the last traces of human existence.- -The furry shall inherit the earth!

I wouldn’t call the show depressing, but it is sobering and allows human arrogance to re-consider its own impermanence against a big time perspective…as the show poses the analogy, were time compressed into a 24-hour period, man’s reign to date occupies thirty seconds. – -Two paws up for Life After People!

The Tasmanian Tiger!

Posted May 15, 2009 by vulpesffb
Categories: animals, cool things, cryptozoology, extinct species, furry, rare animal

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Tasmanian tiger– – The Thylacine, also called the Tasmanian Tiger, is a carnivorous marsupial presumed extinct for about 70 years. The subject of a recent MonsterQuest episode, over 350 reported sightings of the Thylacine has led some to conclude that the beast is not extinct after all!  However, photographic images of the supposed Tassie have been of poor quality, and an analysis of hair samples was inconclusive; the best evidence MonsterQuest could produce was a footprint requiring further study.

Looking like a cross between a dog and a tiger, the Tasmanian Tiger by some accounts smells terrible (like rotten  meat, some say) and has the uncanny ability to open its massive jaws to an angle of 120 degrees, an almost surrealistic trait documented in earlier film images.  Both the male and the female also have pouches, the male’s a scrotal one.  In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, bounties were offered on the creature as it preyed on livestock.  Extinction came as a joint function of over-hunting, habitat erosion, and competition with other species.  The last captive thylacine, named Benjamin, was captured in 1933 and lived in the Hobart Zoo until dying in 1936.

Although MonsterQuest couldn’t produce a thylacine, science someday may, with preserved specimens yielding bits of DNA that have been replicated through a process known as Polymerase Chain Reaction.  The next big step would be to assemble an entire genetic library of the animal, which in turn would serve as a springboard towards reproductive cloning of the animal, likely through fertilizing an embryo in a near relative like the Tasmanian Devil…

…the outcome of that would make for a great Bugs Bunny cartoon!

Furry Jewelry…

Posted May 14, 2009 by vulpesffb
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Fox Ring– – Furry jewelry is hard to come by, but can be well-worth the search.  Animal jewelry isn’t the kind of stuff you’ll be likely to find in mall jewelry stores, but rather in places like second hand shops, flea and antique markets, and places like eBay.  There are some very talented artists who will sell items that they’ve made or do custom work for you at prices that run the spectrum, dependent on the quality and the materials.  If you have a little talent and can work in a suitable medium, try making your own!

It’s not just a purchase, it’s a quest! And wearing  jewelry with an image of your inner species on it can be a sign of your furry affiliation without the permanence or fixed location of a tattoo…

The Late Great FurNation?

Posted May 12, 2009 by vulpesffb
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FurNation– – <sighs>–FurNation is leaving us, this time seriously and fur real, perhaps to return as just a forum.  One of the true giants of the furry spectrum, FurNation did it all, and as well as anyone ever has…perhaps its reach exceeded its grasp, but it was a long and glorious ride!

There’s no magic to the impending end of FurNation…it has to do with money, as sadly does almost everything in this life.  It’s well to remember that nothing lasts forever…not even the rocks and stones themselves!  It’s also well to remember that ultimately, the things that made FurNation such a rare and awesome place continue to exist within us all, and will find voice and expression in a thousand different locations, in smaller but needy websites that need only your participation to make them special and uniquely your own. With each ending comes a new beginning, and there is only ultimately reconfiguration…for what is there is also here, and what is here is also there.

So be alert, be active, and be around…the possibilities are only limited by your imaginations…

The Hobbit Man…

Posted May 11, 2009 by vulpesffb
Categories: extinct species, science

hobbit man– – If you like your early human species small, you may want to consider Homo  floresiensis, a tiny species of extinct humans nicknamed “hobbits” that grew to an adult height of no more than three feet and existed and lived for tens of thousands of years in Indonesia before dying out about 17,000 years ago.

H. floresiensis possessed unusual anatomical characteristics as a function of their complete isolation on a remote island home such as long toes, flat feet,  and a small head. The species walked easily on two legs, but likely found it difficult to run at speed.  First unearthed in 2004 in a cave on the island of Flores, they were initially thought to be suffering from a pathological condition such as microcephaly, but are now felt to be a true human species which evolved as the outcome of living on a remote island for so long…

The Mafia Triumphant!

Posted May 10, 2009 by vulpesffb
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MafiaI was kinda surprised by the outcome, but nonetheless pleased that the Mafia bested the Yakuza on Spike TV’s Deadliest Warrior match-up.  I had thought that the Yakuza’s martial arts training would make the difference, but there’s a lot to be said for street fighting techniques and the use of environmental weaponry too, things that the Mafia excelled in.

– -I’d work for Tony Soprano in a heartbeat!

Gigantic Killer Fish!

Posted May 7, 2009 by vulpesffb
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grouper– -Just when you thought you were safe, it’s my duty to inform you that fish are growing to monstruous size, and attacking humans!  Or so we are told by MonsterQuest on their episode, Gigantic Killer Fish 2.

Did you know that Florida’s goliath grouper population is exploding?–Run for your lives, RUN!MonsterQuest takes us to Jupiter, Florida (not to be confused with Mars, Pennsylvania) where numerous attacks are reported.  Goliath groupers can reach eight feet in length, live to age 35, and weigh up to 800 pounds, same as Aunt Thelma.  One especially robust specimen was reported caught off the Gulf of Mexico in 1895 that weighed 1,500 lbs.  Rumors exist of scuba tanks and other diving paraphenalia being found in the stomachs of these fish.  MonsterQuest, however, could only come up with two 300 lb. specimens, and these hid discretely in an underwater cave, not being publicity hounds like Paris Hilton.

Now let’s talk Muskies in Minnesota, the record for which is five feet in length.  Muskies have razor-sharp teeth, and MonsterQuest played (repeatedly, for your viewing pleasure) a video of some poor angler getting his wrist laid open by a muskie.  There’s also a story told of an 11-year-old Minnesota boy who took 11 stitches due to an attack by a “monster muskie.”  MonsterQuest also deployed a sonar equipped Remotely Operated Vehicle (or ROV, for short) costing a cool $125,000, and managed to catch an image of a five-foot fish.  They almost lose the costly toy when generator power is lost.

So, you’ve got your apex predator fish, who hunt by ambushing their prey.  As someone on the show commented, “When a fish wants to do something, it has no conscience.”– What could be more true?–And whatever happened to fish with wholesome family values?!

My tank of tropicals is looking at me strangely, and somehow I just don’t feel safe…

The Prince’s Rainforest Video

Posted May 6, 2009 by vulpesffb
Categories: animals, furry, furry causes

princePrince Charles, together with such well-known figures as Harrison Ford and Robin Williams, has made a video to promote preservation of the Amazonian rainforest.  Princes William and Harry also make appearances, as does a frog!

It’s good to see the Royals using their influence on behalf of such a worthwhile project!— – And who wouldn’t want to see Charles with a frog?–And if a prince kisses a frog, what does it turn into?


Some things it’s better not to know…

Kia Hamsters!

Posted May 5, 2009 by vulpesffb
Categories: animals, furry, humor

kia-hamsters–<sigh>–The daily grind…in a treadmill going nowhere, just like the legion of other hamsters spinning in their circular treadmills on the roadway…how futile…how meaningless…how very existential!

But wait!–Along comes a Kia Soul, with two very cool hamsters in the front seats, tapping their paws, wearing shades, and grooving to some very cool tracks!–Tedium is broken!–They’re lookin’ good, cute as the dickens, and they’re furry!


Madison Avenue has long recognized that furry types make good spokesmen, and you can see us in an increasing number of commercials!

Invertebrate Intelligence…

Posted May 5, 2009 by vulpesffb
Categories: animal oddities, animals, science

frieda–It is perhaps bias that generally causes us to think that only mammalian species display intelligence and evidence of learned behavior.   Certain invertebrates also display intelligence…

…for example, an octopus named Frieda at the Munich Zoo has learned to open jars with her tentacles, joining a small but elite group of mollusks that have also mastered this task.  Frieda can even discern between empty jars and those which contain her favorite snacks, such as shrimp, clams, and crabs. To accomplish this task, Frieda positions her entire body over the lid of a wide-mouthed jar and grasps the sides with her tentacles.  With a full-body twist, she wrenches the lid off!

Who knows, we may someday may see invertebrates like Early and Rusty on Squidbillies…will they drive cars, buy guns, and run for the school board?