– – Not wishing to alarm you, valued readers, but you may wish to know that a cat has been born in Chongqing, China with wing-like growths on their back…moreover, other cats with this feature were noted in Sichuan province in China in August of 2008 (pictured).
“…and why not?,” you may ask. “Don’t the Chinese manufacture everything else these days?”
The point is well-taken. It is to be stressed that these are only wing-like growths, not true wings, even though there is bone in them. The growths are non-functional at present, and do not seem to be causing the kitties any discomfort or emotional distress. The speculation is that the growths resulted from exposure to chemicals in utero, or may be a genetic defect.- -The wings may even be the remnants of a cojoined twin!
All of this poses some interesting questions:
…if cats can fly, will pigs be far behind?
…are you in danger from aerial hairballs?
…wouldn’t “Skycat” be a great new Japanese anime character?
…would wings give “Sylvester” an unfair advantage over “Tweety?”
…would wings improve “Scratchy’s” odds against “Itchy?”
…wouldn’t “Catwoman” be even more awesome if she could fly?
(Directions: Break into small groups to discuss the above. Alternative activity: sketch “Skycat”)
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– -Clearly, what is now needed is a cat with a set of wings that work… and I ask you, why isn’t MonsterQuest on top of this story?! 😉
–Vancouver Island off the Canadian coast was visited by MonsterQuest during a recent episode in search of a large, ape-like cryptid 6′ – 9′ tall and weighing about 800 lbs., reported to be agile despite his size. The island can only be reached by water, but grizzlies can do this and primates likewise can learn to use water. This cryptid appears near water-rich areas, and appears to enjoy shellfish.
–It’s an old wives’ tale not to eat a peach pit or certain seeds, lest they grow into a tree inside you. –Well, a five-centimeter fir tree was reportedly found in the lung of a Russian man who complained that he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing up blood. This is seldom good…
–Life imitated art (well, bad movies, anyhow) in Melbourne, Australia when four six-inch baby pythons escaped from a container aboard a passenger plane, leading to a search that forced the cancellation of two flights.
–A bobcat walked into a bar…
–There’s a special place in my heart for the Jersey Devil, having resided in New Jersey for years in the past. I never liked portrayals of the Jersey Devil
–MonsterQuest
–Known as The Swamp Stalker of Boggy Creek or The Boggy Creek Monster, this cryptid is reportedly a large, black-haired, barrel-chested creature who walks upright and stands about 7′ high. He was the subject of a 1972 movie titled,
—Travis the Chimpanzee was 15 years old and weighed 200 lbs.; an animal celebrity, he had appeared in commercials for Coca-Cola and
–Cattle mutilations repel and fascinate at the same time; examination of the photographic record is not recommended for the overly-sensitive or those with weak stomachs. Thousands of cattle mutilation cases have occurred in North America under abnormal circumstances; cows
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