Archive for March 18, 2010

The Sierra Nevada Sasquatch

March 18, 2010

– – In what may be the last episode of MonsterQuest ever, we were promised “aggressively territorial packs of Sasquatch,” and received, blobsquatch, a short,  low resolution May of 1991 video taken at Mono Lake that shows something east of the Sierra Nevada mountains.  Some contend that the creature depicted was a black bear, while others feel it was a genuine Bigfoot clone.  Enhancements of the footage revealed little in light of its poor quality, while whatever was depicted was calculated to be between six and eight feet high…

Perhaps more promising were the Jamie Avalos footprint casts suggesting smaller than average Sasquatch that may represent evidence of juvenile creatures; we all know how cute Sasquatch are at that age!  An adult Sasquatch print tends to run about 16″ long and show a flat foot.  MonsterQuest’s scientific team determined that the Sierra Nevada area (near the California-Nevada border) could support a group of large primates.

Lastly, there were the eyewitness reports, including a hunter who saw multiple creatures in 2005, and a motorist who had an encounter in 2006.  Such eyewitnesses appear credible, even if a bit shell-shocked.

If this is the last episode of MonsterQuest ever*, they have gone out with a whimper rather than a bang, and even Dr. Meldrum may not be enough to save the series.  At least we still have Destination Truth and possibly similar shows to come…

…and as for the Sasquatch, as one expert concluded on MonsterQuest, “They don’t want to  interact with human beings; if they do, they’ll let you know.”

(* I’ve since learned that another new episode of MonsterQuest is coming…America’s Wolfman, March 24th!)

One Tough Dog!

March 18, 2010

– – From our tough dog department, we bring you the tail of a dog in Chattanooga, Tenn. that escaped from a fence in a nearby welding shop, and decided that he could take on a local cop who was running radar, and ruining the day for some otherwise law-abiding motorists…

…well, imagine the look on that public servant’s face when he felt his squad car shaking, and saw a bulldog chewing on his tires!   The mighty mutt also attacked two passing cars and a second police car, and was not deterred when the police used pepper spray and a Taser on him!

By the time that animal center staffers captured mighty dog and two others, he had chewed two tires and the entire front bumper off the first patrol car!- – Talk about bulldog tenacity!  If a Klingon owned a dog, it would be like that one!