Archive for January 2008

Watch the Skies!

January 31, 2008

satellite.jpg — In late February or early March, a spy satellite weighing about 10,000 pounds will come hurtling to earth.   They don’t know exactly where, but possibly in North America. 

This satellite was launched in 2006 by the good ole USA, and never really worked properly so it was declared a total loss.  There’s no control of the craft, but you just don’t want to be under it when it comes down.  Not to worry…the government that put it up is developing a contingency plan for dealing with it when it crashes down.  Somehow, I’m not comforted…the spy satellite was to protect us from our enemies…but who protects us from the spy satellite?

Just wanted you to keep your heads up in late February and early March, folks…

Texas UFO “Explained?”

January 25, 2008

ufo.jpg  –After first denying that it was any government craft, the Air Force is now claiming that the large Texas UFO recently sighted by many this month was just a group of jets in formation…like the 1947 Roswell craft was a “weather balloon…”

Monster Quest!

January 21, 2008

werewolf.jpg  —The History Channel hosts a number of shows that aren’t exactly historical, and Monster Quest is one of the best.  This hour-long show airs Wednesday night at 10:00 along the eastern U.S. coast, and features weekly excursions into the paranormal and the unexplained.  To be aired this Wednesday January 23rd is an episode called American Werewolf, covering appearances of a dog-man in Wisconsin and other states.

Also on the History Channel Monday at 9:00 in my area is a show called Life After People, covering the resurgence of other life forms following the extinction of homo sapiens…promos look intriguing! 

Popcorn Lung

January 17, 2008

apg_popcorn_070906_ms.jpg  — A flavoring agent in microwave butter-flavored popcorn, diacetyl, has been known to cause a rare lung condition, popcorn lung, in workers at factories producing the product.  Now there’s the first known consumer case in a guy who consumed two bags daily for a long time…he sure got his fiber…and guess who he’s suing? — The store that sold him the popcorn!

–Is this a great country, or what?–Popcorn without diacetyl is still a safe, rather healthy snack, and I’m gonna eat it!

Big Texas UFO Seen By Dozens

January 16, 2008

ufo.jpg — In Stephenville, Texas a big UFO has recently been seen this month by dozens of people, including a pilot, a county constable, and several businessmen…not nut jobs.  The sucker seen was described as about a mile  long and half a mile wide, perfectly silent, and seamless…aliens don’t make junk!  It was moving about 300 feet above a field.

I wish they’d come and take me…I’m ready to go! 

Sky Squid?

January 11, 2008

cropped-rod.jpgrodspic.jpg — They’ve been called “rods” for want of a better term, but they are cylindrical flying UFO’s that have unintentionally appeared in some photographs since 1910. Some think that they are life forms from a 4th dimension; others that they are a new type of cephalopod related to squid that uses jet propulsion, perhaps born in the sea and living in the sky. Or they may just be photographic artifacts…

I want to believe in them as transdimensional beings, but they are probably tricks of film and light…

True Blue

January 9, 2008

papa-smurf.jpgThis picture has not been altered. I’ve mentioned here before the guy whose skin turned blue as a result of taking a silver colloidal emulsion…he took the stuff for dermatitis, and while it didn’t heal the dermatitis, it did help the inflammation. Silver emulsions were taken for their anti-bacterial properties in over-the-counter and folk remedies until banned by the FDA in 1999.

The blue man lived in Oregon, but moved to California when his skin began coloring as Californians tend to be somewhat more, err, tolerant…he even has a girlfriend who barely notices his skin color anymore. The man is 57 years old, and took the colloidal silver for over 10 years.  The condition, called argyria, is caused by the silver in the skin interacting with light as it does in the photographic process.  The silver simply collects in the skin and other organs, and doesn’t disperse.

As if he hasn’t suffered enough, the guy has had to endure being called, Papa Smurf! — Anyone remember when they were popular?

Going For A Birdie?

January 5, 2008

In Australia, a couple put four golf balls into nests at their chicken house so as to encourage the chickens to nest.  Well, a snake got into the henhouse, and thinking the golf balls were eggs, ate them!  The snake was later found with four distinct swellings in its body, and the couple knew that they were the golf balls…the small python was taken to a vet, where the golf balls had to be surgically removed.

Maybe the snake was a golfer trying for an eagle or a birdie…rock-python-python-molurus.jpg

Tiger Provoked?

January 3, 2008

tiger.jpg  –Well, it appears that Tatiana, the San Francisco Zoo Siberian tiger (pictured) who escaped her enclosure Xmas day and attack three visitors, killing one, may have been provoked!  A slingshot has been found on one of the brothers mauled, as well as a bottle of liquor in their car.  Additionally a rock was found in the late tiger’s enclosure which did not belong there.  If she had been pelted with rocks prior to vaulting her enclosure wall, the trigger for Tatiana’s attack is obvious. 

Of course, the brothers involved have already gotten a smart lawyer who is faulting zoo security for not getting there sooner…and the zoo has reopened with enhanced security and signs encouraging visitors to respect the animals…