Who’s green and keen? — The Mintmobile Fox, of course! Now normally when foxes turn green, it’s not a good thing, of course, and may signify severe gastrointestinal distress. It all right for this little guy, however, ’cause he’s just a ‘toon, but one who we can see appearing in a wide variety of settings, beginning with his bed and ranging to such diverse environments as a supermarket and gymnasium. This fox meditates…he rides in cars conversing with women…and looks ever so cool motoring in his own sweet ride. He’s an inspiration to all of us of the vulpine persuasion…
The Mintmobile Fox is a mascot or spokesman for a wireless internet service, and that’s all right. What’s not all right, as he’ll tell and show you, are such things as finger dipping and carpet showers. We are then witness to such things as people at a gathering plunging their fingers into bowls of dip, and a guy showering in a stall layered in carpet. I, for one, do not wish to be party to such things, nor would any sensible fox.
This bright-eyed and perky little guy even wears eyeglasses, or when the occasion calls for it, shades. Catch his act for Mintmobile on commercials, although a cartoon series spin-off would be great…
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