Republican Consultant:–Ladies and Gentlemen, for Republican Vice-Presidential nominee, we give you Sarah Palin!–Governor of Alaska, she’s hunted moose and gutted them with her own two hands!
Rocky the Flying Squirrel:—Now there’s an image I didn’t want in my head!
Bullwinkle J. Moose:–Well, that’s not gonna get my vote!
Republican Consultant:–And she’s in favor of off-shore oil drilling!
Caribou:–D’oh!–Well, there goes the neighborhood!
Rocket J. Squirrel:–Let’s get outta here, Bullwinkle! — She’s no environmentalist!
Bullwinkle J. Moose:–I’m with ‘ya, Rock…Boris and Natasha couldn’t do me in, and this lady won’t either…anthro mooses are people, too!
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