– – You know those drum circles that are supposed to be great guy-bonding rituals?- -Well, an unnamed female really got into some guys wailing away on skins at the United Campus Ministry near the University of New Hampshire, getting into showing off her moves, and maybe, I dunno, doing the funky chicken or whatever.- – Well, the babe came down with anthrax soon thereafter…
Experts are saying that while dancing, the young lady must have inhaled thousands of anthrax spores from the African drums being used, with such spores becoming aerosolized when the guys started beating on the animal skin heads of their drums!- -Sounds far-fetched, but stranger things have happened…
– – Heh, make our furry hides into drums, will they?!- -We’ll show them to beat it! đ
FOXSYLVANIA 
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