Beat It!

– – You know those drum circles that are supposed to be great guy-bonding rituals?- -Well, an unnamed female really got into some guys wailing away on skins at the United Campus Ministry near the University of New Hampshire, getting into showing off her moves, and maybe, I dunno, doing the funky chicken or whatever.- – Well, the babe came down with anthrax soon thereafter…

Experts are saying that while dancing, the young lady must have inhaled thousands of anthrax spores from the African drums being used, with such spores becoming aerosolized when the guys started beating on the animal skin heads of their drums!- -Sounds far-fetched, but stranger things have happened…

– – Heh, make our furry hides into drums, will they?!- -We’ll show them to beat it! 😉

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8 Comments on “Beat It!”

  1. carycomic Says:

    OMG! That’s all a terrorist group _doesn’t_ need to hear.


  2. carycomic Says:

    Too bad she’s temporarily out of commission. I’d love to see her rendition of the Seven Veals…I mean, VEILS!


    • vulpesffb Says:

      Dance of the Seven Veals, eh?–That would get messy, tasty, or both!

      I can see a movie made from it…”Dances With Meat!” 😉


  3. carycomic Says:

    “Rated NC-17. Starts this April 1st.”


  4. carycomic Says:

    Now, watch: someone will be stupid enough not to grasp the significance of the pun, and start websurfing for a genuine movie website with that title and release date.


    • vulpesffb Says:

      “Dances With Meat;” not recommended for vegetarians, or those who think literally!

      (disclaimer: does not star Kevin Costner!)


  5. carycomic Says:

    And, not to be confused with “Dances With Wabbits,” starring Elmer Fudd and a cross-dressing Bugs Bunny.


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