Posted tagged ‘Allstate’s Mayhem’

The “Mayhem Guy’s” Wooden Performance…

September 13, 2026

Dean Winters, aka the Mayhem dude, is an incredible and often surreal mimic who has impersonated both living and inanimate creatures and things as an Allstate insurance advertising spokesman. Those things have included dogs, cats, bears, raccoons, the Elf on the Shelf, a deer, Santa’s Helper, and many others. We haven’t seen Mayhem in a while, but now thankfully he’s back, this time as a decomposed limb on a 200-year old elm tree. As usual, Winters portrays the tree limb in his usual conservative suit, with no attention at all given to prosthetics or special effects. Mayhem doesn’t need them. He just hangs absurdly in defiance of gravity from a tree trunk…

Falling, Winters as a ” dead on the inside” major tree limb does major damage to a house that he’s situated by, crashing through the roof. “It just feels so good to let go!,” he remarks from the ground. If you don’t have the right kind of insurance, Winters tells us, this kind of thing could really wipe out your bank account. Laughing at the destruction he’s caused, Mayhem tells us he will find his own way out…

I think that Mayhem would be more than a match for any of the other insurance spokesmen, including Flo, the Gecko, the Limu Emu, and certainly the Liberty Biberty. This of course is just the humble opinion of a timid woodland creature…

Comic panel reading “MAYHEM IN THE CAGE!” with chaotic political characters
(I’d pull up a chair to watch this match!)

Allstate’s “Overly Confident Dog Walker”

January 18, 2019

Dean Winter is back as Mayhem for Allstate Insurance as the “overly confident dog walker” who would walk 100 dogs “if his paws were big enough to hold all the leashes.”  Well, he does have quite a herd of dogs leading him, and all that fur makes it hard for him to see where he’s going, causing him to take quite a header on a loose brick, his face impacting with a sickening thud on unyielding brickwork.  The homeowner viewing the accident via camera comments that Mayhem is not Kevin, his usual dog walker…Mayhem responds that he is today. Our man of infinite sorrows adds that unless the homeowner has Allstate Insurance, paying for his medical bills is gonna be “ruff.”  A dog sweetly licks Mayhem’s battered face…

In my twisted mind, I’d like to see some kind of apocalyptic standoff between Flo of Progressive Insurance and the Mayhem dude where he’d cast all kinds of calamities at her (fire, flood, lightning, raccoons, etc.) which Flo in her flawless white outfit would simply shrug off.  It would be kinda like a battle between two X-Men, the irresistible force versus the immovable object. Flo’s sister Janice could be indifferently chewing gum in the background, her attention riveted on her cell phone… (fade to black)