Archive for the ‘science’ category

Chupcabra Video?

August 12, 2008

–Another Chupacabra video has recently surfaced, this one supposedly made by a sheriff’s deputy.  Most of the alleged Chupacabra videos and pictures viewable so far on the internet are either so out of focus as to be anything, or they are laughable fakes.  Something may yet come of the roadkill specimen preserved in a freezer in Cuero, Texas.  I saw a brief snippet of the video on the news in which I only saw the life form from the rear as it retreated; definitely a canid.  Some say that the creature is a gray fox with a bad case of mange, or a strange coyote…

…if the “strange coyote” is equipped with an assortment of Acme products, we’ll probably be seeing more of him… 😉

New England Vampires

August 7, 2008

MonsterQuest reports that New England, in addition to giving us the Salem witchcraft trials and the Kennedys, also had quite a vampire scare in the 18th and 19th centuries.  Some of those suspected of being vampires even had their mortal remains dug up and mutilated, as in the case presented of J.B., whose femurs (thighbones) were crossed in an “X” over his chest in addition to having his head removed from his spinal column and his ribs broken.  This was all in an effort to break the supposed “grasp of the vampire,” their alledged curse upon and conversion of the living.  Many of the poor souls thought to be vampires in actuality had “consumption,” which we now refer to as tuberculosis. In the late stages of that highly infectious disease, blood would be coughed up and appear on the lips, leading to speculations of blood-drinking.

The show also presented many other aspects of vampirism, including a discussion on the so-called “psychic vampires,” who supposedly don’t drink blood but rather feed off life and psychic energies.  I, for one, can vouch that being in the presence of some individuals leaves me feeling utterly drained

But as for me, give me a good ole werewolf over a vampire anyday!

The Hairy Man

August 5, 2008

–No, the Hairy Man is not a guy in desperate need of a back waxing, but rather a Native American Bigfoot analogue dating back in their art and descriptions for a thousand years.  Sightings and reported destruction have occurred in Canada.

Native American sentiments are positive towards the Hairy Man, who is seen as being a benign protector dangerous only if crossed or opposed.  Very cool are associated myths that humans and animals once shared communicative capabilities, circumstances which ended when man began to think of himself as better than the animals…

The Montauk Monster!

August 3, 2008

–This washed up on a beach off New York’s Long Island, smelling of rotten flesh.  Dubbed The Montauk Monster, it looks like a bloated hairless dog or big rodent but with an eagle-like beak; the specimen wasn’t really large in size, kind of a mini-monster.  It has been compared to a large turtle without its shell, though some think it’s a decomposed raccoon.  Comparisons have also been made to hell-demons and aliens, with some opting to believe that it’s a previously unknown marine mammal or something produced by a nearby genetics lab.  Still other think that this was just a clever Photoshop creation.

The remains have been spirited away, some say by an old man who planned to mount and display it in his den.  Others claim two young dudes have it in a large zippered case such as a bedspread would come in, pending further examination.

I hope we see this again, but doubt that we shall…

Jurassic Fight Club!

July 29, 2008

–God, I am psyched!–Jurassic Fight Club debuts on the History Channel Tuesday night at 9:00, at least in my area.  Using scratches found on dino fossilized remains, paleontologists and other experts hypothesize on what fights might have lead up to evidence of those injuries, and reconstruct the fights with computer technology.  There will be consideration of dino tactics, techniques, and even psychology.  As usual, we’ll have to listen to windbags pontificate, but that comes with the territory.

This ain’t gonna be Barney the Dinosaur stuff, although Barney could probably kill most species by inducing sickening nausea. The first episode is reported to include cannibalism, dead young ones, and blood.–Alright, I’m in!!!–While the show probably won’t live up to its hype, Jurassic Fight Club might be fun, at least for a time…’cause in the first Ultimate Fights, there wasn’t any “tapping out!”  I’ll update when I’ve actually seen the show…

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I was disappointed in the show; most of what you wanted and expected to see occurred in the last five minutes in terms of the actual dino fighting scenes.  As Dr. McCoy once commented to Mr. Spock in Star Trek (The Original Series), “A little less talk, and a little more action…that’s what we need around here, Mr. Spock!”    😉

The Jersey Devil

July 26, 2008

–The Jersey Devil, also known as The Leeds Devil, is a cryptic animal reputed to inhabit the Pine Barrens in southern New Jersey.  The creature was first described in the 1700’s, with sightings reported as recently as 2008.  Most accounts describe the Jersey Devil as having a long neck, wings, and hooves.  The long neck has brought comparisons to the giraffe, while the head is elongated and horse-like.

Legend is rich surrounding the origins of the Jersey Devil, with a Mother Leeds in colonial times reputed to have had twelve children while learning that she was pregnant with a thirteenth child.  “Let it be a devil!,” the woman is reported to have said with understandable exasperation, and so it was!  The product of Mother Leeds’ thirteenth pregnancy ate its mother and siblings, and then burst into the outside world.

By some accounts, the Jersey Devil is said to have red eyes with hypnotic or paralyzing impact.  Some locals regard the Devil affectionately as a protector or kind of area mascot, and it is a source of attraction for tourists and related merchandising...

El Chupacabra

July 24, 2008

–In 1995 a creature called “El Chupacabra” (Spanish for The Goatsucker) was reported to have drained the blood of hundreds of farm animals in Puerto Rico.  The animals attack had their blood completely drained, but their flesh was not eaten!  The beast was described as being a gargoyle-like animal who had walked on his hind legs.  More recent sightings of Chupacabra in Texas have reported a vicious canine-like creature that walked on four legs.

An episode of MonsterQuest covered the discrepancies in these reports, plus a variety of possible explanations such as Chupacabra was a wild dog or hybrid with mange!  Experts kinda discounted this lame explanation.  Several corpses have been produced, most of which are canid-like but with teeth and skin unlike your garden-variety fido.  The jury’s still out on this one…Draw blood!

Cryptozoology…

July 21, 2008

Cryptozoology is the study of hidden animals, with the animals studied referred to as cryptids, a term coined in 1983 by John Wall.  The are two fields of study in Cryptozoology:  *  The search for living examples of animals identified through fossil records and believed extinct.

*The search for animals for which anecdotal records exist in the form of myths, legends, or undocumented sightings.

Mainstream science doesn’t much support Cryptozoology as it tends not to employ the scientific method.  Conventional science does accept, however, that there are thousands of species yet to be identified, with most of them likely to be invertebrates.

We who want to believe, however, would die happy if one of the major cryptids were discovered in our lifetimes, say Bigfoot or Nessie!  In this hope, I offer this little poem:

Cry of the Cryptids

I’m a Cryptid.– Who are you? — Are you another Cryptid, too?

Then there’s two of us. –Don’t tell!

They’d publicize us, you know.

How dreary to be known!–How public, like a frog!

To be exploited, skinned, worn, or eaten

By those in the hyooman bog!

(With apologies to Emily Dickinson)

Megamouth

July 19, 2008

— The Megamouth Shark looks worse than it is.  An extremely large type of shark characterized by his big head and lips, the Megamouth grows to about 18 feet and was first discovered only in 1976.  Since that time, only 39 have been sighted or taken as of 2007.

The Megamouth is, fortunately, a filter feeder who exists mostly on plankton, jellyfish, and small fish. No Great White, he…

Extreme Tattooing

July 17, 2008

— For those who are heavily into bodily modification, tattooing has ventured into the extreme of the corneal tattoo.–That’s right; they tattoo the whites of your eyes!  The effect can be, err, rather disconcerting.  A syringe is used rather than the traditional tattoo needle to inject and spread the dye.  Doctors will consult about the procedure, but usually do not perform them, leaving that to specialized tattoo artists.  Medical reasons for a corneal tattoo might include burning or scarring of the cornea, which such a tattoo can cover.  There are certainly risks, such as perforation of the eye or infection.  Some who have had the procedure say it feels like something is in your eye.

Don’t that make your brown eyes blue?–Now you, too, may have kaleidoscope eyes! I’ll stick to my regular tattoos, thank you very much!