In a recent Dairy Pure milk commercial, an enthusiastic teacher is drilling her bovine charges on the “Five Point Promise” of the product. Each “student” is dressed distinctly, with such accessories as eyeglasses and hair.
Apparently, chewing one’s cud is allowed in class…they’re cows, for crying out loud, what else could they do?!
When the teacher asks her students to enumerate what they know about the milk, one blond-haired cow responds, “It comes from udders,” and the rest of the cow-kids titter in repressed laughter. Kids are the same everywhere…udders, heh, she said udders!
What I want to know is, how did this lucky teacher come to have only four students in class? You can bet that they’re motivated, too…after all, what self-respecting young cow would want to be a milk dud, or an udder failure? (Yes, we have no shame here…)
FOXSYLVANIA 
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