Archive for the ‘anomalies’ category

Boneless Horror!

August 22, 2008

Extremely large invertebrates seldom seem to get big press, but the giant squid and giant octopus are both out there, and the latter was recently featured on a MonsterQuest episode.  Mythological and undocumented reports exist of such creatures, with giant squids and octopuses hopelessly intermingled and jointly referred to as kraken. Such giant creatures are in some legends regarded as forms taken by shape shifting vengeful sea gods.

In 1896 remains of an extremely large specimen were washed up off St. Augustine, Florida (see picture).  It didn’t have much of a head left and only the stumps of tentacles, but the science of the day estimated that the arm span of the creature may have reached 100 feet.  The largest octopus documented is the North Pacific giant octopus, with a 14 foot arm span.  Off the Bahamas Islands, however, is reputed to exist an octopus variant called the lusca, with a 75 to 200 foot span.

The octopus is a rather intelligent invertebrate, and can figure out how to open jars to get food within them.  Having a boneless body makes the octopus able to squeeze through remarkably small openings to hide or prey.  The fact that the body of an invertebrate such as the squid or octopus decays rapidly and can stretch after death makes post-mortem estimates of their size extremely difficult.

Bigfoot Busted!

August 20, 2008

–Sigh…just days after a much ballyhooed news conference was held in California to proclaim that the remains of a creature found in the North Georgia mountains was the legendary man-ape, the “carcass” when thawed out was discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit! The two individuals aiming to prove the existence of Bigfoot paid an undisclosed sum of money for the ice-enclosed rubber suit.

While this fraud fell apart faster than I thought it would, we who believe know only one thing:  The truth is out there! Perhaps we someday will have a real cryptid discovery to celebrate…it’s happened before!

The Georgia Ape

August 16, 2008

–Well, the Montauk Monster’s missing, but we’ve got the Chupacabra video, and supposedly a dead Bigfoot.–Not bad times for cryptozoology or hucksterism, depending on what you believe!

Reporters were not impressed by the Bigfoot presentation of the two men claiming that it was the genuine article, as they did not produce a body nor disclose its location.  One of the two was also involved in a previous Bigfoot hoax in 2005, when he was going to do a “Pay-Per-View” thing.  They did produce a picture, which looked like a Chewbacca costume with a few guts sprinkled on for good measure.  Of three DNA samples produced, one was human, the second possum, and the third untestable.   Without rigorous and independent scientific investigation, conclusions will be tainted at best.

This will take months to spin out, but I would look for the claims to start to unravel.  I’d be thrilled, however, if this was the real deal…but DNA samples may prove that this was the offspring of John Edwards...

Bigfoot Found?

August 14, 2008

–This could be major, or just another hoax.  Two Georgia residents who lead bigfoot-tracking expeditions are claiming to have found the body of a bigfoot in the woods of northern Georgia.  The men, one a police officer and the other a former correctional officer, claim they have a body, photos, and DNA evidence of the 7-feet tall, 500 lb. mammal.  On August 15th, the men will reveal their findings at a news conference in Palo Alto, where they intend to present DNA evidence that will prove that the carcass is that of a bigfoot. The creature has a 16-3/4 inch footprint and a palm to fingertip span of 11-1/2 inches. The presenters are not stating where the body was found or where it is now.

Will this be the find of a lifetime, or just another disappointment?–I want to believe!

Chupcabra Video?

August 12, 2008

–Another Chupacabra video has recently surfaced, this one supposedly made by a sheriff’s deputy.  Most of the alleged Chupacabra videos and pictures viewable so far on the internet are either so out of focus as to be anything, or they are laughable fakes.  Something may yet come of the roadkill specimen preserved in a freezer in Cuero, Texas.  I saw a brief snippet of the video on the news in which I only saw the life form from the rear as it retreated; definitely a canid.  Some say that the creature is a gray fox with a bad case of mange, or a strange coyote…

…if the “strange coyote” is equipped with an assortment of Acme products, we’ll probably be seeing more of him… 😉

The Hairy Man

August 5, 2008

–No, the Hairy Man is not a guy in desperate need of a back waxing, but rather a Native American Bigfoot analogue dating back in their art and descriptions for a thousand years.  Sightings and reported destruction have occurred in Canada.

Native American sentiments are positive towards the Hairy Man, who is seen as being a benign protector dangerous only if crossed or opposed.  Very cool are associated myths that humans and animals once shared communicative capabilities, circumstances which ended when man began to think of himself as better than the animals…

The Jersey Devil

July 26, 2008

–The Jersey Devil, also known as The Leeds Devil, is a cryptic animal reputed to inhabit the Pine Barrens in southern New Jersey.  The creature was first described in the 1700’s, with sightings reported as recently as 2008.  Most accounts describe the Jersey Devil as having a long neck, wings, and hooves.  The long neck has brought comparisons to the giraffe, while the head is elongated and horse-like.

Legend is rich surrounding the origins of the Jersey Devil, with a Mother Leeds in colonial times reputed to have had twelve children while learning that she was pregnant with a thirteenth child.  “Let it be a devil!,” the woman is reported to have said with understandable exasperation, and so it was!  The product of Mother Leeds’ thirteenth pregnancy ate its mother and siblings, and then burst into the outside world.

By some accounts, the Jersey Devil is said to have red eyes with hypnotic or paralyzing impact.  Some locals regard the Devil affectionately as a protector or kind of area mascot, and it is a source of attraction for tourists and related merchandising...

El Chupacabra

July 24, 2008

–In 1995 a creature called “El Chupacabra” (Spanish for The Goatsucker) was reported to have drained the blood of hundreds of farm animals in Puerto Rico.  The animals attack had their blood completely drained, but their flesh was not eaten!  The beast was described as being a gargoyle-like animal who had walked on his hind legs.  More recent sightings of Chupacabra in Texas have reported a vicious canine-like creature that walked on four legs.

An episode of MonsterQuest covered the discrepancies in these reports, plus a variety of possible explanations such as Chupacabra was a wild dog or hybrid with mange!  Experts kinda discounted this lame explanation.  Several corpses have been produced, most of which are canid-like but with teeth and skin unlike your garden-variety fido.  The jury’s still out on this one…Draw blood!

Cryptozoology…

July 21, 2008

Cryptozoology is the study of hidden animals, with the animals studied referred to as cryptids, a term coined in 1983 by John Wall.  The are two fields of study in Cryptozoology:  *  The search for living examples of animals identified through fossil records and believed extinct.

*The search for animals for which anecdotal records exist in the form of myths, legends, or undocumented sightings.

Mainstream science doesn’t much support Cryptozoology as it tends not to employ the scientific method.  Conventional science does accept, however, that there are thousands of species yet to be identified, with most of them likely to be invertebrates.

We who want to believe, however, would die happy if one of the major cryptids were discovered in our lifetimes, say Bigfoot or Nessie!  In this hope, I offer this little poem:

Cry of the Cryptids

I’m a Cryptid.– Who are you? — Are you another Cryptid, too?

Then there’s two of us. –Don’t tell!

They’d publicize us, you know.

How dreary to be known!–How public, like a frog!

To be exploited, skinned, worn, or eaten

By those in the hyooman bog!

(With apologies to Emily Dickinson)

Mothman!

July 19, 2008

Mothmana winged creature with a human-like body and glowing red eyes–was seen in Point Pleasant, West Virginia in 1966 and 1967.  After the appearance of this creature, men in black also are reported to have appeared.  There are eyewitnesses who have claimed to have seen Mothman, and a German Shepherd’s death attributed to him.  Mothman was so named by a fan of the Batman series following reports of the creature’s appearance, and the name stuck.  Some speculate that Mothman was a bird or another natural creature mutated by exposure to chemicals in a town plant.

Mothman was reported to have been seen flying over the Silver Bridge in Point Pleasant immediately prior to its collapse in December of 1967; some accordingly say that the beast portends disaster, or has prophetic powers.  A movie called The Mothman Prophecies and starring Richard Gere was made in 2002.  The Mothman continues to be a cottage industry in Point Plesant, West Virginia where a statue of Mothman has been erected.