Archive for January 2026

Birthday Greetings, Pepe Le Pew!

January 6, 2026

I would be remiss if I did not remind you that January 6th is the birthday of Pepe Le Pew, by my estimation his 81st as the character was introduced in 1945 in the cartoon, Odor-able Kitty. My question is what to buy Pepe for the occasion…an industrial-strength can of Glade room freshener, perhaps?

While Pepe now languishes in what I’ve heard referred to as Horny Prison due to unwanted romantic advances towards one Penelope Pussycat, I curse cancel culture and the fact that Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam are allowed to freely brandish and discharge guns while Pepe is not allowed to pursue his natural instincts, even if they are unwelcomed and misguided…

His birthday is an appropriate time to remember our romantically self-deceived skunk, and appeal for the reformation and re-appearance of his character in some form. I know that males foistering their unwanted romantic intentions on another is wrong, and that times have changed enormously since 1945…but surely a reconstituted version of the character is possible, and that fans would welcome his return in some form…

Although it’s entirely possible that in light of his age, Pepe may have entirely lost interest in the Game of Love to begin with…

So celebrate and remember Pepe Le Pew on his natal day, N’est-ce pas?

“Cops vs. Cryptids” on MonsterQuest, S5 Ep. 1…

January 3, 2026

Well, MonsterQuest is back after a hiatus so long that most fans assumed the show was gone forever, so never say never, right? In the first episode of Season 5 Cops vs. Cryptids airing Jan. 2nd, 2026, we were treated to treatments of essentially four different cryptids, the episodes united by the theme that all had police investigation or involvement with them. The Beast of the Land Between the Lakes in Kentucky was first considered, with people missing or having been found dead in the area by 1980. The Beast was described as walking on two legs, and having glowing eyes. In a wooded area, one hunter, a fireman, paused to tell another turkey hunter, a cop, that he had experienced something circling his camp. The second hunter later heard growling and saw something massive 6′ to 8′ tall at his camp perimeter. He discharged his firearm at it, and heard a scream before the creature withdrew. The camp of the fireman was later found with his body in it. AI technology was used to generate scenes in this and other segments of the show...

The second installment rather stretched the definition of what a cryptid is, which is usually considered to represent an animal whose existence or survival is disputed or unsubstantiated. Centering on a “Shadow Person” manifestation seen in Monmouth County, New Jersey, these manifestations are mysterious, dark, humanoid figures reported in paranormal experiences, often seen as fleeting silhouettes described as featureless, black solid shapes, possibly being spirits. An officer was investigating a breaking and entering or home invasion call made by an old man, but didn’t see anything. An identical call came through the following night, and the same officer investigated it, this time finding a 7′-8′ black shadow looming over the resident. The entity disappeared at the end of a hallway. The officer called the sister of the man, who related that she had also experienced the shadow person, and that its presence constituted the reason for her moving from the premises. Spooky, yes…but an unknown animal, no…

Then we came to reports on the Goatman, a massive half-human, half-goat creature that walks on its hind legs. In 2006 a Colorado policeman collided with one on the road, but apparently didn’t damage it or his vehicle, although he could hear it moving around in the brush after the collision. Sturdy beast, that Goatman!

The last police encounters with cryptids were reported from the state of Washington, where numerous “Bigfoot” type creatures have been seen, also known as the “Forest Giant” or the “Wildman.” An 8′ tall Bigfoot supposedly dashed in fromt of a police cruiser in 2010, and 14″ and 17″ footprints were later found in the area…

All in all, it’s great to have MonsterQuest back on the air again, and the second episode will reportedly cover military encounters with cryptids. We may at Foxsylvania report on episodes as they continue to roll out from The History Channel, because inquiring minds want to know…

(Please, gentlemen, I can only listen to one of you at a time! And no, Goatman, you may not play Candy Crush on my tablet!)