Archive for July 2008

Jurassic Fight Club!

July 29, 2008

–God, I am psyched!–Jurassic Fight Club debuts on the History Channel Tuesday night at 9:00, at least in my area.  Using scratches found on dino fossilized remains, paleontologists and other experts hypothesize on what fights might have lead up to evidence of those injuries, and reconstruct the fights with computer technology.  There will be consideration of dino tactics, techniques, and even psychology.  As usual, we’ll have to listen to windbags pontificate, but that comes with the territory.

This ain’t gonna be Barney the Dinosaur stuff, although Barney could probably kill most species by inducing sickening nausea. The first episode is reported to include cannibalism, dead young ones, and blood.–Alright, I’m in!!!–While the show probably won’t live up to its hype, Jurassic Fight Club might be fun, at least for a time…’cause in the first Ultimate Fights, there wasn’t any “tapping out!”  I’ll update when I’ve actually seen the show…

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I was disappointed in the show; most of what you wanted and expected to see occurred in the last five minutes in terms of the actual dino fighting scenes.  As Dr. McCoy once commented to Mr. Spock in Star Trek (The Original Series), “A little less talk, and a little more action…that’s what we need around here, Mr. Spock!”    😉

The Jersey Devil

July 26, 2008

–The Jersey Devil, also known as The Leeds Devil, is a cryptic animal reputed to inhabit the Pine Barrens in southern New Jersey.  The creature was first described in the 1700’s, with sightings reported as recently as 2008.  Most accounts describe the Jersey Devil as having a long neck, wings, and hooves.  The long neck has brought comparisons to the giraffe, while the head is elongated and horse-like.

Legend is rich surrounding the origins of the Jersey Devil, with a Mother Leeds in colonial times reputed to have had twelve children while learning that she was pregnant with a thirteenth child.  “Let it be a devil!,” the woman is reported to have said with understandable exasperation, and so it was!  The product of Mother Leeds’ thirteenth pregnancy ate its mother and siblings, and then burst into the outside world.

By some accounts, the Jersey Devil is said to have red eyes with hypnotic or paralyzing impact.  Some locals regard the Devil affectionately as a protector or kind of area mascot, and it is a source of attraction for tourists and related merchandising...

El Chupacabra

July 24, 2008

–In 1995 a creature called “El Chupacabra” (Spanish for The Goatsucker) was reported to have drained the blood of hundreds of farm animals in Puerto Rico.  The animals attack had their blood completely drained, but their flesh was not eaten!  The beast was described as being a gargoyle-like animal who had walked on his hind legs.  More recent sightings of Chupacabra in Texas have reported a vicious canine-like creature that walked on four legs.

An episode of MonsterQuest covered the discrepancies in these reports, plus a variety of possible explanations such as Chupacabra was a wild dog or hybrid with mange!  Experts kinda discounted this lame explanation.  Several corpses have been produced, most of which are canid-like but with teeth and skin unlike your garden-variety fido.  The jury’s still out on this one…Draw blood!

Cryptozoology…

July 21, 2008

Cryptozoology is the study of hidden animals, with the animals studied referred to as cryptids, a term coined in 1983 by John Wall.  The are two fields of study in Cryptozoology:  *  The search for living examples of animals identified through fossil records and believed extinct.

*The search for animals for which anecdotal records exist in the form of myths, legends, or undocumented sightings.

Mainstream science doesn’t much support Cryptozoology as it tends not to employ the scientific method.  Conventional science does accept, however, that there are thousands of species yet to be identified, with most of them likely to be invertebrates.

We who want to believe, however, would die happy if one of the major cryptids were discovered in our lifetimes, say Bigfoot or Nessie!  In this hope, I offer this little poem:

Cry of the Cryptids

I’m a Cryptid.– Who are you? — Are you another Cryptid, too?

Then there’s two of us. –Don’t tell!

They’d publicize us, you know.

How dreary to be known!–How public, like a frog!

To be exploited, skinned, worn, or eaten

By those in the hyooman bog!

(With apologies to Emily Dickinson)

Megamouth

July 19, 2008

— The Megamouth Shark looks worse than it is.  An extremely large type of shark characterized by his big head and lips, the Megamouth grows to about 18 feet and was first discovered only in 1976.  Since that time, only 39 have been sighted or taken as of 2007.

The Megamouth is, fortunately, a filter feeder who exists mostly on plankton, jellyfish, and small fish. No Great White, he…

Mothman!

July 19, 2008

Mothmana winged creature with a human-like body and glowing red eyes–was seen in Point Pleasant, West Virginia in 1966 and 1967.  After the appearance of this creature, men in black also are reported to have appeared.  There are eyewitnesses who have claimed to have seen Mothman, and a German Shepherd’s death attributed to him.  Mothman was so named by a fan of the Batman series following reports of the creature’s appearance, and the name stuck.  Some speculate that Mothman was a bird or another natural creature mutated by exposure to chemicals in a town plant.

Mothman was reported to have been seen flying over the Silver Bridge in Point Pleasant immediately prior to its collapse in December of 1967; some accordingly say that the beast portends disaster, or has prophetic powers.  A movie called The Mothman Prophecies and starring Richard Gere was made in 2002.  The Mothman continues to be a cottage industry in Point Plesant, West Virginia where a statue of Mothman has been erected.

Extreme Tattooing

July 17, 2008

— For those who are heavily into bodily modification, tattooing has ventured into the extreme of the corneal tattoo.–That’s right; they tattoo the whites of your eyes!  The effect can be, err, rather disconcerting.  A syringe is used rather than the traditional tattoo needle to inject and spread the dye.  Doctors will consult about the procedure, but usually do not perform them, leaving that to specialized tattoo artists.  Medical reasons for a corneal tattoo might include burning or scarring of the cornea, which such a tattoo can cover.  There are certainly risks, such as perforation of the eye or infection.  Some who have had the procedure say it feels like something is in your eye.

Don’t that make your brown eyes blue?–Now you, too, may have kaleidoscope eyes! I’ll stick to my regular tattoos, thank you very much!

Catwoman Rules!

July 17, 2008

Catwoman is an awesome character who first appeared in 1940.  Aka Selina Kyle, she is an accomplished athlete known for her cat-like speed, agility, balance, and reflexes.  She had been through several re-makes over the years, but was most recently played by Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns (1992) and by Halle Berry as a stand-alone character in Catwoman (2004). Batman and Catwoman have had an on-again, off-again romance over the years, and are reputed to have had a child, who appeared as Huntress in a short-lived TV series on a minor network.

Catwoman … sigh…I’d skritch her any time!!!

Snake Eyes

July 14, 2008

–Snake eyes remain permanently open behind a clear covering called the spectacle, creating an unblinking stare.  This stare may account for many of the fears and superstitutions these animals have inspired throughout the ages…

Hippopotamus

July 13, 2008

The stomach of the hippopotamus is over 10 feet in length–so large that it can hold 400 or 500 pounds of food!–More that Oprah and Liz Taylor together!

Know that extremely annoying Xmas song, “I Want a Hippopotamus for Xmas?”–Well, now it will be running in your head for the rest of the day!–Hah!