A teenage Romanian girl who collects spiders may be charged with assault with a deadly weapon after threatening schoolmates with a tarantula! She brought the spider, which she had bought in Romania, to school in a plastic box…
Archive for September 7, 2007
September 7, 2007
Lawnmower Man
September 7, 2007–A guy is riding his lawnmower from Alaska to Rhode Island to collect an inheritance, with his cute little dog riding along on the front of the mower! Why the lawnmower?–He owes a bundle in unpaid traffic fines!–His wife rode with him until she got pregnant.
When the guy gets to Rhode Island, he’s gonna blow up the lawnmower!
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