Raccoons have kind of come into their own lately, and they’re a rather alluring and likable lot. Rocket Raccoon in “Guardians of the Galaxy” was pretty awesome, and now Geico is treating us to a trio of articulate anthropomorphic ones who are dumpster diving at night.
“Whoa! This is awful…try it!,” says one, encountering a repugnant morsel.
“Oh no…that looks gross! – – What is it?,” responds a second.
“You gotta try it. It’s terrible!,” counters the first.
“I don’t wanna try it if it’s terrible,” reasons the second.
“It’s like mango, chutney, and burnt hair,” describes the first raccoon.
“No thank you,” refuses the second. “I have a very sensitive palate.”
“Just try it!,” insists the first.
“Guys, I think we should hurry up,” interjects the third raccoon. A dog is heard barking…
“When you taste something bad, you want someone else to try it. It’s what you do.” Likewise when you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, going to Geico is what you do…
“I can’t get this taste out of my mouth!,” complains the first raccoon.
“Shh…dog!,” warns his compatriot.
(And when we last see the raccoon trio, they are ambling away across the pavement, repeating “Dog…dog…dog!)
They’ll never be food critics, but you gotta love these guys!
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