E*TRADE’s “Bear Market” Commercial
Bears have not gotten their proper representation or respect in commercials, with the toilet paper obsessed Charmin bears a case in point. One cannot readily imagine them functioning in a species-specific parallel world either, as the Chantix turkey appears to do so effortlessly in a number of memorable commercials. That may now change, as at long last, we are finally given a peek into a world where bears have meshed into the trappings of human civilization, courtesy of E*TRADE.
These bears calmly prowl the aisles of a supermarket on their hind legs, sniffing at cantaloupes and filling their shopping carts with generous amounts of honey, appropriately in those little bear-shaped clear containers. A bear family stops at the fish counter where they’re waited on by one of their own; there’s even a disabled bear who whizzes by in a motorized shopping cart! The cashier is likewise a bruin, calling for a price check on a honey container that stubbornly refuses to scan while the customer moans his annoyance.
“If this is your idea of a bear market,” we hear in the closing voice over, “maybe trading’s not for you.” We’re advised not to get mad, but rather get E*TRADE, and get more than trading…and I’d like to get more glimpses into the universe of these very relatable bears! They’ve evolved so far from the days of Yogi…
Tags: anthropomorphic bears, bears in commercials, E*TRADE bears
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June 21, 2020 at 2:32 am
I’m reminded of Colin Mochrie’s joke about the time Hugh Hefner got a restraining order against a flower stand operated by Catholic monks outside the Playboy mansion. The punchline was…
“Only Hugh could prevent florist friars.”
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June 21, 2020 at 7:31 am
That pun alone deserves a bouquet of roses! 🙂
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June 27, 2020 at 1:57 am
Btw: have you seen that new car insurance commercial with the father-and-son tortoises at the trailer park? If you haven’t I “prey” that you will. 😉
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