Ditching the Drama Llama “Flight” Commercial…
Drama Queens (and Kings, let’s be honest) are just about everywhere on the internet. You can barely enter a forum without encountering at least one, and they are easy to “trigger.” So it is appropriate that Dramamine has unveiled a spokes-animal that is an actual drama-llama, trying to get Rachel nervous about an upcoming flight…
…walking with her, the drama llama reminds the air traveler that she got nauseous during a previous flight, that the flight may get bumpy, and that she has a middle seat. But when Rachel whips out her box of Dramamine, the llama audibly gasps, stands back as the jet door closes, and tells the passenger that he or she is gonna wait right there!
Although the llama’s voice sounds male, if female would the drama llama be a momma? And at night time, would she be a drama llama in pajamas? Inquiring minds wanna know…
So if you see a drama llama, don’t feed it unless with Dramamine…and don’t confuse a drama lama with an emo alpaca, either… 🦊
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FOXSYLVANIA 
November 18, 2023 at 4:31 pm
Reminds me of a joke I used to tell in college concerning the definition of the word “realist “.
“Pessimists see the glass as half-empty. Optimists see it as half-full. But, realists acknowledge the fact that even a half-full glass eventually becomes completely empty. And, usually, twice as fast as one that’s filled to the brim.”
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November 18, 2023 at 5:33 pm
A conservative would see such a glass, and say, “Hey! That’s twice as much glass as you NEED!” 😁
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November 18, 2023 at 4:40 pm
P.S.—I also remember a fanfic that used a character named “Al Paca” as the corporate mascot for a thinly-disguised parody of Toys R Us.
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November 18, 2023 at 5:29 pm
Was “Al Paca” at all related to “Al Bundy,” the long-suffering everyman of “Married with Children?”
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November 19, 2023 at 4:20 am
I think they were mutually descnded from the same family in Wisconsin. The Green Bay Pacas.*
*Quietly tip-toes away as host begins banging head against nearest wall.
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November 19, 2023 at 6:25 am
You are utterly shameless, Sir. I admire that in a person, but if you will excuse me, I must attend to my head, bloodied as it is from being pounded against the wall… 🤕
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November 22, 2023 at 7:02 pm
In that case, I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving, tomorrow. And when your significant other serves the turkey, make like Ringo Starr and…GRAB THE BIGGEST DRUMSTICK FOR YOURSELF! 🙂
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November 23, 2023 at 12:04 am
Thank you, but I’m a near vegetarian. You have a great Thanksgjving as well!
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November 27, 2023 at 8:05 pm
Every carnivore is just a vegetarian once-removed.
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December 7, 2023 at 10:52 pm
On a lighter note; have you seen the llamas dancing to “Mamacita, Donde Esta Santa Claus?”
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December 8, 2023 at 3:37 am
No, I’ll have to watch for that!
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