“The Masked Singer” Season 5 Premier…

The Masked Singer has to date been a series friendly to furries, and the new season’s premier did not disappoint in this respect, featuring a raccoon, a cybernetic porcupine, and a couple of mollusks. Snail (above) was like something one might experience during a bad trip with a recreational drug, featuring a shell adorned with a top hat, eye stalks, and a mouth with teeth. Something to creep out almost everyone, together with a degree of strange cuteness! Things got weirder when the Snail was voted off at the end of the episode, revealing the hidden celebrity within to be…Kermit the frog! I guess that this counts as a double disguise of sorts as a puppeteer was operating Kermit who in turn was supposed to be operating the snail…quite surreal, and exceedingly strange.

More to my liking was Raccoon, who had western stylings and performed a version of Wild Thing by The Troggs. This was a crowd-pleaser, and Raccoon when leaving the stage foraged through garbage cans that were part of the performance stage setting. It was completely in character, and I give Raccoon added points for that.
Robopine was kind of a cybernetic porcupine with implants on the right side of his body. In addition, he had prominent quills which together with the artificial parts made Robopine a rather formidable figure. He’d fit well into either the Steampunk Universe or the Borg Collective.
In addition to the performers mentioned, there was as a Russian Doll of the nested type most of us are familiar with, and Seashell, festooned with shells and probably a mollusk herself. The costumes alone are worth checking out this series for…

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March 16, 2021 at 7:39 pm
Both Kermit and The Snail were probably a certain Koozbanian shape-changer from a certain galaxy far, far away. 😉
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March 16, 2021 at 8:56 pm
Ahh, that explains things! I’m also reminded of the old Steve Martin routine (from “The Jerk,” I think) where he quietly tells the waiter at a fancy restaurant that there were snails on his plate… 🤤
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March 16, 2021 at 9:07 pm
Like Pepe Le Pew once said at an auction:
“Escargoing, once. Escargoing, twice. C’est fini! Escargone.”
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March 16, 2021 at 10:18 pm
I’m definitely going to miss Pepe, but I always saw him as a French stereotype rather than a serious sexual predator.
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March 16, 2021 at 11:37 pm
Remember that French compact that was marketed here in the States as “Le Car?” What if there had been a type of French stereo called “Le Sound?”
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March 17, 2021 at 12:13 pm
*Muttering to self.*
“Well, at least he’s not denting his forehead, again.”
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March 17, 2021 at 9:05 pm
I remember “Le Car!” I don’t think that it ever really took off, so to speak…
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March 17, 2021 at 9:17 pm
The fur on my head helps soften the impacts somewhat… 😉
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