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I, for one, have received entirely too much information about the condition of the youngest Charmin bear’s “heinie.”  The bespectacled youngest brother bear whose name is Dylan, gleefully picks up his underwear from the floor in a commercial, dancing around with it unafraid because “(his) heinie’s clean.”  While I’m sure we can all sleep better with this knowledge, it bears remembering that none of the ursines visibly wear any underwear in their commercials, or for that matter, clothing of any kind whatsoever.  Yes, they are bear naked!  That which is not worn remains pristine regardless of defecation, so Dylan’s boast is pointless…  

So there, bear, with your underwear!  Keep it there, and get out of my hair!

This entry was posted on May 29, 2019 at 4:43 pm and is filed under absurdities, advertising, animal spokepersons, anthropomorphic, Brilliant but twisted, furry, furry commercials, television. You can subscribe via RSS 2.0 feed to this post's comments.

Tags: Charmin bears, clean bear heinies