Progressive Commercial “Sting” Operation…
What?!- – Say it ain’t so! Progressive Insurance’s Jamie in cahoots with bank robbers, and ones wearing cat masks, to boot? Well, Jamie is the eternal innocent, and when he signed on to be a wheelman, he didn’t understand that title to mean an escape car driver. Rather, wheelman is an old family name for Jamie..it’s Irish!
So when three cat animal-headed robbers make a hasty exit from the bank, Jamie cheerfully asks them if they’ve gotten their banking done.Unfortunately for the robbers, Jamie’s in no hurry to burn rubber leaving, either.He pulls out slowly, almost immediately stopping at a stop sign where he times the stop by counting 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, etc.Jamie deals with their befuddlement by sharing that he has Progressive’s “Snapshot” feature, which rewards good, but not speedy drivers. These robbers are screwed…
And I guess that you could say that these were cat burglars. I envy them their masks…
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FOXSYLVANIA 
February 8, 2024 at 5:24 pm
I guess you could say that the “Furs” was not with them. Unless, of course, you’re referring to the police “furs.” Or, as we used to call them back in the 1960’s…THE FUZZ!
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February 9, 2024 at 12:38 am
Then there was also an English band called “The Psychedelic Furs,” best known for “Pretty in Pink” from the movie of the same name… 😺
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February 9, 2024 at 1:35 am
Ah, yes! When John Cryer had more hair than acting talent. 😉
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February 10, 2024 at 5:22 pm
By the way: today is the first day of the Chinese Year of the Dragon. So, Xinnian Kuaile! 🙂
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February 10, 2024 at 11:58 pm
I was born in a Year of the Rabbit, myself… 🐰
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February 11, 2024 at 9:02 pm
That would make sense. Rabbits are trickster heroes in a lot of other mythologies (although, monkeys seem to have that role in Chinese legends).
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February 11, 2024 at 9:59 pm
Ooh, I’m a wascaly wabbit! 🐰 Foxes are tricksters, too. I charm my prey. Haven’t had a pizza run from me, yet… 🦊
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February 12, 2024 at 2:42 pm
If you overdue the spicy toppings, though, it’s _you_ that will be doing the running. 😉
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February 26, 2024 at 4:38 pm
Hits too close to home, huh?
😉
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