Lactaid “Balloons” Commercial…
She’s baaack, and becoming a bit crude…the Lactaid “Annoying Milk” cow, that is! Sitting in a respectable-looking kitchen with a woman, the Lactose Cow makes inquiry about how that lady’s cafe au lait is, and then sits there with inflated balloons (first red, then yellow) making flatulent noises. After the first balloon is deflated, the Cow appears contrite, asks seriously how the woman’s coffee is, then produces another balloon, continues her show, and laughs maniacally! I guess we’ve got to expect this kind of thing, what with the Trump presidency looming and all…
…but not to worry! The very proper and demure Lactaid Cow appears, propels her ill-mannered sister roughly to the side, and launches into a subdued conversation with the woman about how that milk was really messing with her. You see, Lactaid is real milk that won’t mess with you. For entertainment value, however, I continue to prefer the Annoying Milk cow, who wears red lipstick and appears slightly demented but very capable of doing a manic stand-up comedy routine… no use crying over a little spilled milk, right?
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FOXSYLVANIA 
December 11, 2016 at 10:33 pm
Who says stand-up “cow-medy” is dead?
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December 12, 2016 at 2:37 am
P.S.—I won’t blame you if you have a beef with that pun.
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December 12, 2016 at 12:35 pm
Alright, you win! First prize is a year’s supply of “Annoying Milk.”
Second prize is a two year’s supply of “Annoying Milk.” We’re letting you off easy…
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December 12, 2016 at 8:34 pm
And the winner of the 2016 “Scary Dairy” Award is…Ann Oying!!!
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December 23, 2016 at 9:59 pm
Speaking of annoying: have you seen that CGI Xmas special, this year? It’s where Norm McDonald plays the voice of a flying squirrel helping a reindeer yearling get to the North Pole (to prevent a sneak attack by a venison-addicted wolf pack). The dialogue includes one of those songs that are so bad, they’re good!
“We’re reindeer. We’re not horses.
We’re Santa’s Flying Forces. Ho! Ho!”
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December 24, 2016 at 4:15 am
I haven’t seen it, but from your description it’s probably just as well!
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December 31, 2016 at 6:58 am
P.S.—Merry Belated Xmas and Happy New Year!!!
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January 1, 2017 at 12:13 pm
And likewise to you!
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January 29, 2017 at 1:09 am
True story: I was at one of my two favorite comic shops, today (Industry Comics of Bristol, CT, in case you permit unsolicited plugs); and they had this poster in the window. Which, by the way, was in the form of a pictographic rebus!
[Picture of) Deadpool + [picture of] Howard the Duck =
DEAD [Pool The?] DUCK!
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January 29, 2017 at 5:21 am
“Howard the Duck” was such a turkey of a film that it could have used a little Deadpool influence. I’m still traumatized from having been exposed to duck breasts in one brief but memorable scene…
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January 29, 2017 at 7:53 am
Then, you better get ready for a relapse. Given his cameo at the end of the first GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, he might just be returning for GOTG2….which is already showing trailers, in theaters, intermittently!
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January 30, 2017 at 2:53 am
OMG! I can’t wait to see Rocket Raccoon again!
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