Tums Hot Dog Campsite Attack!
They bay at the moon, and attack your campsite in a pack, like wolves…the creepy, four-limbed, human sized hot dogs in a recent Tums commercial, that is! Brandishing a burning stick in one hand and his Tums package like a cross before a vampire, our intrepid camper is able to drive the marauding processed meats off. Such is life in the Twilight Zone of the food chain…(shudders)
Be afraid, be very afraid…Tums has lately alarmed us with tales of assaultive meat foods that have included chicken wings, a nightmarish headless barbecued chicken, sky-diving meatballs, and what appeared to be a very angry corned beef sandwich. It’s enough to make me want to add additional countermeasures to my existing zombie defense network…
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September 7, 2015 at 8:31 pm
This latest one seems to be patterned after the dust cover of that classic Lewis Grizzard work: “Chili Dawgs Only Bark At Night.”
And, yes, that’s the same Lewis Grizzard who also wrote “Don’t Bend Over In The Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes.”
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September 12, 2015 at 10:47 am
I remember that! You just can’t beat the classics…
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