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– – Hipster Maxwell the pig may have hail damage to his baby blue VW Cabriolet, but he’s so slick that he speedily gets an appointment through his Geico app with an insurance adjuster, and as fellow hail damage sufferer Ted struggles on hold with his insurance company, Maxwell even has time to steal Ted’s girlfriend away, and go boating with her!  “Later, Ted!,” chortles the nameless fickle girl. –What is it with pigs, anyhow, that makes them “chick magnets?”  Perhaps because they’re both farm animals…

Now if only they could have attached Maxwell’s trademark pinwheels to the handles of his Skidoo!  This porker gets out and about more than most of us do…but just remember that relationships with pigs are illegal in most states! 

This entry was posted on June 3, 2013 at 12:16 am and is filed under absurdities, animal spokepersons, animals, anthropomorphic, furry commercials, television. You can subscribe via RSS 2.0 feed to this post's comments.

Tags: Geico's Maxwell the pig, Maxwell and hail damage, Maxwell in a boat