FOXSYLVANIA

In a brief surreal commercial for Kraft Foods, we are introduced to Bill, who assumed that an event was a costume party, attending it in a full lobster suit. – – Don’t you hate it when that happens?!  Hapless Bill even inadvertently clouts a woman with a claw when he turns; wouldn’t that make for an interesting lawsuit?  Like Bill, I can relate to social embarrassments, being a fox out of the woodlands myself; the faux pas is my life.

Bill also assumed that his mayo was the best, when Kraft olive oil mayo delivers the taste with half the calories of the competition.  “Assume Nothing!,” we are counseled by the advertiser.  While these are words to live by, this is not to advocate unconditional buying into conspiracy theories despite the fact that it’s an election year…

This entry was posted on September 11, 2016 at 4:09 pm and is filed under absurdities, animal presence, anthropomorphic, Brilliant but twisted, furry, furry commercials, Invertebrates, strange, television. You can subscribe via RSS 2.0 feed to this post's comments.

Tags: Kraft lobster, Kraft's "Assume Nothing"