Not the Purr-fect Criminal!
– – I’ve confessed before to having a weakness for Catwoman, and can you really blame me? It turns out, however, that a real-life “Cat-Lady” was staging robberies of boutiques in Queens and Manhattan in New York City, wearing a variety of disguises that included…(dramatic pause)…a cheesy cat mask! Her wanted posters were unusual, to say the least…crank up the Bat-Signal, Commissioner Gordon!
The felonious feline’s daytime identity was that of a death-metal band singer, who performed under the stage name of Purgatory. Now her evil-doing days are over, and Gotham City is safe again!
This was, of course, a pale impersonation of the genuine article, whose whip this wanna-be is not worthy to carry…Meow!
Tags: Kitty collared, Life imitates art, real-life Catwoman
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FOXSYLVANIA 
August 30, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Heh! The way things are today, she’ll probably wind up being the cult-classic anti-heroine of some indie comic book about the supernatural. 😉
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August 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
You see, once upon a time, there was this independent publisher called Chaos! Comics…?
*Insert bad luck cricket chirping, here.*
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