My Official Denial…
Just for the record…I did not…have sex…with Stormy Vixen! Nothing happened. I’m innocent of any wrongdoing, and have done nothing wrong. I’m being treated very unfairly by the media. If any money traded hands, I assumed that it was for Girl Scout cookies. I eat lotsa cookies! It’s all a witch hunt, ‘ya see…
That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it…ahem! 😁
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FOXSYLVANIA 
April 14, 2023 at 12:05 am
Oh, dear! Now, this rebuttal has to be allowed under the FCC’s Equal Time Rule.*
“Re-elect Biden, Twenty-Twenty-Four!
Dump Trump The Chump!
President No More!”
*If you feel even this much might be too controversial, feel free to substitute one of those old school TV test patterns with the Native American chief’s head.
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April 14, 2023 at 10:42 am
And before the test patterns kicked on, there was a rendition of “The Star Spangled Banner” with a fluttering flag in glorious black-and-white!
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April 14, 2023 at 2:12 pm
Usually preceded by a local clergyman doing a pre-recorded sermonette. 🙂
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April 14, 2023 at 4:47 pm
So true…a Christian one, of course! And sometimes, there would be footage of military ships and planes thrown in as well!
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