My Official Denial…

Just for the record…I did not…have sex…with Stormy Vixen! Nothing happened. I’m innocent of any wrongdoing, and have done nothing wrong. I’m being treated very unfairly by the media. If any money traded hands, I assumed that it was for Girl Scout cookies. I eat lotsa cookies! It’s all a witch hunt, ‘ya see…

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it…ahem! 😁

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4 Comments on “My Official Denial…”

  1. carycomic Says:

    Oh, dear! Now, this rebuttal has to be allowed under the FCC’s Equal Time Rule.*

    “Re-elect Biden, Twenty-Twenty-Four!
    Dump Trump The Chump!
    President No More!”

    *If you feel even this much might be too controversial, feel free to substitute one of those old school TV test patterns with the Native American chief’s head.

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