Return of the Slowskys…
– -I have to admit that I’m not a big fan of turtles, and if I want to see something move at glacial speed, I’ll go to Walmart and play “dodge-’em” with the senior shoppers obstructing the aisles there. The Comcast (now rebranded Xfinity) spokes-turtles, the Slowskys, have been on hiatus for a long time…but would you expect anything else from them? We last saw the turtle couple, Karolyn and Bill, in 2009. In the latest Xfinity spot, we learn what the leisurely-pace lovers have been doing in those intervening years…procreating!
Well, we won’t get into the gritty mechanics of reptilian sex here, as this ain’t that kind of blog…and although he’s been a long time in coming, offspring Stanley (aka “Bill Jr.”) is at last here, and he’s cute as a button, even boasting toys like a rubber ducky in the comfortable-appearing Slowsky home…
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FOXSYLVANIA 
July 16, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Just so long as it’s not a rubber fox snake.
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July 16, 2011 at 9:37 pm
Folks, the fox snake’s name comes from the odor that they emit when disturbed, a fox or skunk-like musk…they are not poisonous, and eat mostly rodents!
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July 20, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Really? I thought it was because of the cunning way they hunted vermin.
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