Die Hard Steer!
– – Every now and then, I like to salute valiant bovines who refuse to go quietly when sent to the slaughterhouses. One such hero with hooves, Super Red by name, escaped from a farm in Stroud Township in northeastern Pennsylvania as he was about to go to slaughter.
The owner of the steer then contacted police, who caught up with Super Red and shot him with a rifle. The round hit the animal in the head, but he survived and ran off! I’m pleased to say that Super Red remains on the loose!- –Run, Red, run!
If Super Red were here, I’m sure he’d tell us that it was only a flesh wound…and that it’s important to keep fighting and never give up…
The blood of the aurochs runs in this one…and in my fantasies, terrible indeed will be the revenge of Super Red!
Tags: bullet-resistant steer, Rambull, runaway steer
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FOXSYLVANIA 
December 16, 2010 at 9:04 pm
A truly “no-bull” creature.
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December 17, 2010 at 1:10 am
The Mad Steer…nemesis of the Burger King and the Hamburger Clown, whose gored and lifeless bodies are found drenched in condiments!
No “bull” here…but he’s got a “beef” to settle…
Next, the Mad Steer takes on “Wendy’s,” and they’ll need plenty of napkins for the clean-up! It’s “nice ‘n juicy” in our next episode!!!
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December 18, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Ooh! That reminds me: I’m late for a Xmas party at a restaurant called the Porter House. I think I’ll get the chef’s special; medium-well.
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December 18, 2010 at 6:00 pm
“I’m not a carnivore. I’m a vegetarian once-removed.” 😉
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