Termites Are Monsters!

termites– – A new Terminix campaign visually supersizes termites and other household pests, making them visually repellent and a disgusting joy to watch.  Rather than the small and largely unseen insects that termites actually are, these are giant, horrific hell-beasts that look fully capable of eating your house and probably anyone inside it as well.  They are delivered to viewers complete with eerie horror-movie sounds and sinister voiceovers; Syfy original movie monsters should be half this good!  One almost expects to see Ellen Ripley and a squadron of space marines appear to dispatch these loathsome and dangerous beasties, getting slaughtered in the process…the termites even have circular buzz-saw type jaws within jaws!


…fearmongering sells, ‘ya see, as the political world has long since discovered!

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4 Comments on “Termites Are Monsters!”

  1. carycomic Says:

    You make them sound more like a cross between the Wirrn and the Daleks. “Ex-termin-eat! Ex-termin-EAT!”

    [Let’s see how many responses you get from Old School Whovians. Heeheeheeheehee!]


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