Termites Are Monsters!
– – A new Terminix campaign visually supersizes termites and other household pests, making them visually repellent and a disgusting joy to watch. Rather than the small and largely unseen insects that termites actually are, these are giant, horrific hell-beasts that look fully capable of eating your house and probably anyone inside it as well. They are delivered to viewers complete with eerie horror-movie sounds and sinister voiceovers; Syfy original movie monsters should be half this good! One almost expects to see Ellen Ripley and a squadron of space marines appear to dispatch these loathsome and dangerous beasties, getting slaughtered in the process…the termites even have circular buzz-saw type jaws within jaws!
…fearmongering sells, ‘ya see, as the political world has long since discovered!
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FOXSYLVANIA 
June 13, 2013 at 8:20 pm
You make them sound more like a cross between the Wirrn and the Daleks. “Ex-termin-eat! Ex-termin-EAT!”
[Let’s see how many responses you get from Old School Whovians. Heeheeheeheehee!]
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June 16, 2013 at 11:12 pm
*Shakes his head, in half-serious pity, at lack of response.*
“These jaded young whipper-snappers!” 😉
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June 24, 2013 at 7:41 pm
Ah, well! Maybe the other lurkers will be more outgoing in your next article.
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June 24, 2013 at 9:37 pm
“Many are they who lurk, but few are they who give voice.”
— Old Jungle Saying
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