Amazing Sea Monkeys!

– -If you grew up on comic books as I did, you may remember reading cheesy ads on the back pages and cover for things like, well, X-ray eyeglasses and Sea Monkeys!  The ad presented the sea monkeys as being intelligent mer-people who would serve you as their king, “clown around,” and even “learn tricks for your amusement!”- – What child doesn’t nurture a God-fantasy where a kingdom of adoring and obedient subjects would shout “Hail!,” and appeal for attention and approval whenever they enter their bedroom?  Twilight Zone episodes have been built around this kind of thing, and a locker full of a tiny kingdom was also glimpsed in one of the Men In Black movies.- -Works for me!

This would have been a neat trick indeed, because the “sea monkeys” were in reality not primates but… brine shrimp!  Gullible and naive fool that I was, I actually ordered sea monkeys…twice!  The first time, the tiny crustaceans failed to even hatchThe second time they did hatch, but had an extremely short life span, never living up to my expectations, showing personalities, or considering me royalty…caveat emptor!

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3 Comments on “Amazing Sea Monkeys!”

  1. carycomic Says:

    It wasn’t a “locker.” It was a _locket_ (containing a “sub-atomic universe”)!


    • vulpesffb Says:

      I remember the locket, but there was another colony of aliens (bigger in size and not microscopic) that resided in a locker…they were big enough to be seen with the naked eye.


  2. carycomic Says:

    My eyes must have “clothed.”


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