Great Gonads!
(Warning: Some Mature content)
– –We all know the appeal of big balls, although I’ve never had to use the ballroom dancing classes my parents required me to take. The Fox Trot came quite naturally to me, although I’ve never been prevailed upon to do the Waltz or even the Cha Cha…but enough of my ballroom notoriety…
In the animal kingdom, a species of cricket, the tuberous bushcricket (Platycleis affinis) has been found to have, as AC/DC might sing, “…the biggest balls of them all,” testes that amount to 13.8 percent of its body mass! This would be the rough equivalent of a human male hauling around testicles that weigh 22 pounds! I don’t know what this would translate to in foxes, but they’d probably be pretty impressive…
It is thought that the extra large testes in bushcrickets (also known in North America as katydids) allow males to mate repeatedly without their sperm reserves being exhausted…to say nothing of their bragging rights!
The research appears in “Biology Letters,” a journal of Britain’s Royal Society…(heh, and you thought they were stuffy!)
…and AC/DC rocks!–Woo!
Tags: bushcricket record testicles, gonad greatness
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November 18, 2010 at 10:37 pm
If true, then even the Brazilian muriqui (or woolly spider monkey) would have reason to be jealous. The males of that species are supposed to have ‘nads literally the size of baseballs!
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November 19, 2010 at 2:38 am
I guess I wouldn’t want to carry mine around in a wheelbarrow, anyways! It would get old pretty fast…
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November 19, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Wheelbarrow? Why wouldn’t you use a “fox-cart?”
Ba-DUM-boom!
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November 20, 2010 at 2:32 am
(hitting head on wall)–I suppose I deserved that!
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