Killer Slug Attack!
– – I hate it when slugs are used as weapons; the gross-out factor alone is appreciable.- – Yet when slugs are outlawed, only outlaws will have slugs!
True Story! A man in Sweden has been found guilty of harassment after he dumped a bag of killer slugs (Spanish slugs) into a neighbor’s garden.- -Did she tell the authorities, “He slugged me?”- –Was this assault with a deadly mollusk? The man previously had thrown a firecracker into the woman’s garden, who had taken out a restraining order against him. The slug in question earned the “killer” nickname due to its tendency to eat dead or weaker individuals of the species…
Remember, it’s not nice to slug your neighbors…and yes, it was a sluggish day in the news!
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FOXSYLVANIA 
May 30, 2010 at 4:11 am
If the guy’s lawyer tries pleading “temporary insanity” or “diminshed capacity” or otherwise went bananas, would that make them…banana slugs?
Ba-DUM-boom!
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May 31, 2010 at 1:15 am
–He’s got a million of ’em, folks! 😉
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